Great, fantastic mate that means my trainees might get their full minutes this week!
I don't want you anywhere near my arse thankyou very much, that's not the way I swing.. and I don't own an ass either, but I don't expect anyone who goes by a name like "roadwarrior" to comprehend that.
I noticed you're a failure at fantasy sports, I'm writing a book on them I'll send you a copy one day perhaps.
Make sure you set 'your' lineup while you're at it, I don't know who 'me' is but you wouldn't want to lose to a sh!tty team like mine with that star-studded lineup of yours