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Division III Team of the Week!

Toronto Raptors 9 Lose a Nailbiter
In Saturdays League Game Toronto Raptors 9 went into the Chip Bowl and fought tooth and nail with the Canadian Swamplands. Unfortunately they fell 103-98(52683150) and the crowd 5859 went home with a smile on their face, unlike Iamokatchessatleast. He was heard yelling at the players about their poor shape and their nighttime habits that included the likes of hookers and blow. Gianfranco Maiorano(13343992) was the only one who did not take part in the going ons(apparently hookers and blow means something weird in Italian) and was in great gameshape for the game. He was the games leading scorer with 33 points and he also grabbed 6 rebounds and dished out 5 assists before fouling out.

Toronto Raptors 9 Dominate
In what was supposed to be a certain win, Iamokatchessatleast's squad started off slowly and after 1 quarter they were losing by 3. Another speech by their manager seemed to spark them and they won every quarter after that on their way to a 112-84 win(52683158). Dariusz Rombalski(11026520) led the game with 22 points and 12 rebounds en route to the great victory for Toronto Raptors 9!

Bulking Up!
Iamokatchessateast made two moves this week as he sent away under-performing Inaki Intxausti(9299926) for a sum of 233.5k while also picking up a chinese center in the form of Wang Baifu(10643150). Wang was purchased for 281k and was immediately slotted into the starting PF spot.

Division II Team of the Week!

Ballers Run Out to Commanding Victory!
Nostalgia and his troops barely troubled against the former Naismith squad the Jugglers and they pulled off an impressive 120-77 win(52681392). The high man was Wiktor Kreft(13621481) who was able to put up some impressive numbers at the SF spot. He dropped 34 points and grabbed 4 rebounds while dishing out 2 assists to impressively lead his team to a victory.

Aces Outrun Ballers!
In a defensive matchup, the Montreal Aces were able to outscore the Mighty Ballers. Neither team were able to make more then 27 field goals as they combined to shoot 50-179 from the field. The Mighty Ballers had stayed with the Aces the whole way through as it was tied after three, but the Aces were able to make their shots when it counted and finished on top 71-63(52681399).

Division I Team of the Week!

Hounds Caged by Blenkinsop
This one was never close and Beeners squad was beatdown by Blenkinsop. The Hounds were only able to connect on 16 field goals and were badly outrebounded en route to a 101-52 loss(52678986). Canadian NT member Momar Maja was able to score 15 points and grab 12 rebounds against the Hounds weak defense.

Dings Last Game, A Memorable One
With a bid on his head already, and an auction ending soon, Ding knew he was playing his final game in a Hounds uniform. He made it count. In a tough game against Lawrence Park Panthers, he showed why he was being transferred for such a long sum. He finished the game on 17-20 shooting, resulting in 38 points, but he also grabbed a stunning 24 rebounds striking fear into Mr.Burns and his Panthers. The result for the game? The Hounds manage a 104-86 win(52678994) against the team that knocked them out of the cup in the 1st round.

Ding Off to Taiwan
With Beeners transfer history it was only a matter of time before Ding was going to be packing his bags and on January 31st, Ding finally saw himself sold. For a sum of 1.2 million dollars, Ding Yiu Wing returned to Taiwan to play for a team fighting for survival in Taiwans top flight.

I have not forgot this, I swear. Ill get back to it soon, been super busy! Sorry!

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Probably out perming your hair ;)

Unforgivable. What the hell are we paying you for, anyway?

On an unrelated note, thanks for these and all the other content.

Update: I now have a couple players you can easily pronounce and/or type without looking