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Date: 8/31/2012 6:14:50 PM
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My Cup draw sucks. Anybody else think the brackets should be setup by rank? Or maybe something other than just being random?


Ooh, ooh, Mr. Kotter!

Although at least I don't get to be eliminated by Jelme again, so I've got that going for me, which is nice.

You played Princeton...it's like you were trying to lose.


The amount of suck inherent in my tactics in no way diminishes the amount of suck inherent in the Cup draw itself. I believe that's the Beavis Postulate of Non-Mutually Exclusive Suck.

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224895.46 in reply to 224895.42
Date: 8/31/2012 9:12:30 PM
Upsyndrome
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Agreed. Ouch, rough draw. That's why I've been trying to build my bench...

"You will lose." -Ivan Drago
From: Rambo
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Date: 9/4/2012 9:29:28 AM
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Motor City going the way of Detroit?

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Date: 9/5/2012 11:53:48 PM
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Quit hording all the young boys.

From: GM-hrudey

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Date: 9/6/2012 9:12:30 AM
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Quit hording all the young boys.


So what you're saying is that I should not allow my son to attend Jelme's basketball camp. I figured something was, uh, up when I saw the extreme attention devoted to ball handling in the brochure.

From: Rambo
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Date: 9/6/2012 2:51:31 PM
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Game of the Week:

Rdkin vs. Hows My Dirk Taste!

A battle between two new entrants to the USA II.3 sludge fest! There are either 46,741 active teams or 46,740 active teams if you believe the buzzerbeater homepage and I don't know why you would when they flaunt such a glaring contradiction. Who knows, maybe they are having trouble with a rounding error because they only count James Van Der Banging as half a team but I digress. After careful research I am almost certain that none of those teams have ever, EVER, played a game that finished in a tie. That means one of these knuckleheads is going to have to come away with a win!

Will it be the Rdkin? Whose team name resembles smashing your head into the keyboard.
Or will Hows Your Dirk Taste come away with the win despite their lack of an apostrophe?

Is this loser takes all? Or will both end up relegating since the Great 8 is generally the manlier and more handsome conference? Who knows but if you're a fan of discounted tickets and free disposable camera night at the stadium be sure to be in attendance!

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Date: 9/6/2012 3:52:38 PM
Visionaries
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I bought Charlotte Bobcats season tickets and all Hows My Dirk Taste tickets (home and away) came with them for free!

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Date: 9/6/2012 4:49:48 PM
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I bought Hows My Dirk Taste season tickets and all I got was this lousy shirt. And genital warts.

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Date: 9/6/2012 4:52:18 PM
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I bought Hows My Dirk Taste season tickets and all I got was this lousy shirt. And genital warts.


That's because the shirt was donated by Edju.

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Date: 9/6/2012 11:25:47 PM
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We promote much more than just Ball Handling at the Jelme Open Youth Boys Camp.

I personally help all the youth get stretched out to prevent injuries.
We have intensive ball handling drills, the only path to perfection is through repetition!
We are also big on the importance and timing of penetration and proper rimming.

Finally, I instruct all of the young men on proper dietary regulation and how to prepare their own food at home!
We mix healthy and tasty! I teach them to toss salad and how to pack fudge!

Last edited by Dawson at 9/6/2012 11:32:35 PM

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Date: 9/7/2012 10:43:31 AM
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We promote much more than just Ball Handling at the Jelme Open Youth Boys Camp.

I personally help all the youth get stretched out to prevent injuries.
We have intensive ball handling drills, the only path to perfection is through repetition!
We are also big on the importance and timing of penetration and proper rimming.

Finally, I instruct all of the young men on proper dietary regulation and how to prepare their own food at home!
We mix healthy and tasty! I teach them to toss salad and how to pack fudge!


Jelme Open Youth Boys Camp, where our motto is: "Post Up, take it to the hole, finish before 24 seconds is up."

Which, you know, is kind of what she said.

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