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From: Toast

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Date: 8/25/2025 12:39:13 PM
Wobbles
II.4
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If not, it’s like sheep on roller skates. Dangerous, chaotic, must-see basketball.

Think scrappy underdog that runs full speed into a glass door every few games.

You have the gift of humor. Priceless.

From: abel

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Date: 8/26/2025 9:27:47 AM
Meridian Hill McMornings
II.4
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These are great! Would love to chip in, but you've set a high bar!


From: stillhere

To: abel
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Date: 8/26/2025 7:35:22 PM
The Reductions
II.4
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Second Team:
Chiasmic Abyss
I don’t have a monopoly on it - feel free to hop in! I wouldn’t mind it if we passed around the “summary” work. I’ve got the Big 8 summary to post in a minute.

I’ve enjoyed the “narrative construction” side of things. It makes the league feel more “real” in that sense - adding trade rumor drama (here’s looking at you, lituanica) and “will they/won’t they details feels like it adds some gravitas to what is normally the hum-drum happenings.

Last edited by stillhere at 8/26/2025 7:36:55 PM

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Date: 8/26/2025 8:00:04 PM
The Reductions
II.4
Overall Posts Rated:
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Second Team:
Chiasmic Abyss
📊 Big 8 Midseason Check-In
If the Great 8 has been a food fight, the Big 8 has been more like trench warfare—gritty, bruising, and occasionally beautiful. Juggernauts are emerging with even with big questions. Here’s to the first “half”!

Wobbles🏀
The machine. Wobbles lead the Big 8 behind an absurd +63 rebounding margin over the last three games, powered by Samara (league leader in threes, 33 triples) and Rivera’s do-it-all lines (16/11/11 triple-double earlier this season). Even better: Er-Rai, the league’s FG% leader, will be healthy in time to start the All-Star game. They share the ball, control the glass, and punish mistakes. Everyone else in the Big 8 isn’t chasing wins, they’re chasing Wobbles.

Meridian Hill McMornings🏰
The most balanced squad in the league. They lead the entire league in rebounding (708 boards) and have two All-Star anchors: Nash orchestrating from outside, Clemens doing a little of everything (26/18/12 triple-double). Rosenthal is steady as ever, and they grind teams down with possession after possession. Meridian doesn’t blow you away—they just slowly squeeze the air out of the game until you forget what offense feels like.

Innovatus🚀
Talent everywhere, but consistency is another story. Zigui (24/13 averages) still dominates, and Ikoma (Japanese NT starter, 33/10 ast night) has blossomed into a star acquisition. Reese, however, can go from flamethrower to icebox in one night. They’re explosive when the perimeter clicks, but vulnerable when opponents attack inside. Innovatus is the league’s roller coaster—thrilling, terrifying, and maybe a little nauseating (especially if you’ve been high on them with FanDuel™)

The Reductions🥱
They don’t win pretty, but they win. Râsnoveanu (league-best 16.9 rebounds) is a walking board machine, and Ying Ming can swing games when hot. Goundo has earned his spot as the sixth man. There have been highs and lows, perhaps because they’re built like IKEA furniture: somehow still standing well after you thought they would collapse.

Tasty Tardsicles🍔
Wui Kwong dropped 37 with nine threes, Jimenez snatched 22 boards, and Lovaina posted a triple-double earlier this season. They move the ball (33 assists vs Ferth) and thrive on balanced contributions. The knock? When the outside shots don’t fall, the whole thing bogs down. They’re like my new air fryer—crispy and perfect when it’s humming…but soggy potato’s when it’s not.

Bench Mob🪑
The ultimate “good, not great” squad. Daigle and Huffman carry scoring loads, and McFadden has held his own in the paint. But inconsistency kills them—they’ll look like giant killers one night and flat the next. Top-3 in rebounds, but efficiency lags, and turnovers add up. They’re occasionally brilliant, but half the time you forget they exist until the fourth quarter.

BC Lituanica📉
The lights. The drama. The front office has had this squad on the trade block all season long. Pessach is still an All-Star lock, Baratović racks up assists, and Skrzypacz adds interior balance. If that trade block weren’t so big, they could be the league’s biggest wild card. Half the roster’s on the block, the other half’s checking Zillow listings in Poland.

FR-S🚨
Zviedris is an MVP candidate, full stop: 24.8 pts, 14 reb, efficiency 31.8. He’s unstoppable inside and keeps them competitive every night. The problem? Almost no one else helps. Rocher’s has tried, but his production is too rare. Their pace is high, but efficiency is brutal. FR-S has to decide if it wants to be a fleshed out roster or just a Zviedris mixtape.

Closing Thoughts🔮
Wobbles and Meridian look built for the playoffs, Innovatus has a ceiling as high as anyone, and Zviedris is trying to drag FR-S out of the cellar. Lit could rewrite the second half while Tasty and Reductions are scrapping to prove they belong.

From: Toast

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Date: 8/26/2025 8:01:02 PM
Wobbles
II.4
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2525
Hey man,

I was thinking about your post-game summaries. It is amazing how much time you put into them. I believe at the first game of the year you may have used chat gpt, and it was pretty good.

Anyway, the point is I think the system and write ups you have would be great for the whole league community. I know you said you were hoping with the new software you’d be able to scrape and collect data easier, maybe even automate the process, but I think it’d be easier for developers while implementing new code.

It’s your property, but I think if you shared with the developers, they should at least give you a free lifetime membership on the site, I know I sure would. If you feel strange about approaching them, or decide you do want to do it, I can post it on the forum and get some feedback. I think this would make a great addition to the game for everybody.

Cheers,
Wobbles


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Date: 8/26/2025 10:12:36 PM
FR-S
II.4
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We're a Zviedris mixtape...

I missed out on a player I think I could have trained to re place him, now it's time for the long and hard decision on whether I need to completely detonate the team instead of retool...

I just don't think I can get enough defense to be competitive...