Ha ha ha ha ha haha hahaha ha hah aha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah. I cannot believe I just read that.
By the way, although Halloween might have been associated incorrectly with Christianity 100 years ago, it is about as secular a holiday as there is. I live in Thailand, which has a Christian population of less than 1%, and people love Halloween here.
Halloween comes from a Celtic festival celebrating the end of summer. Give me a break with your PC holier-than-thou crap.
Once I scored a basket that still makes me laugh.