Alright everybody I'm stuck in this league with you, so I may as well come here to be askin my newb advice.
#1, I'm newb, HELP!
#2 please?
#3 is there any sort of mentorship program going on, or do I just harass that GM I've been paired up with for all my nit-picky questions?
#4 don't hurt me!
#5 this the third question out of 5 that fails to be an actual question.
#6 The following will probably be a question.
#7 it seems as if there's only been 4 people to post in this thread in the first 6 weeks of this season. Is that the normal amount of forum activity in league forums?
#8 anybody else here play Hattrick? My team there is Muranogs, and I'm equally as sucky there.
#9 In the vertual world I might suck, but in the real world I... suck also (life's not fair, is it?)
#10 looking at w/l and pd, it seems like I'll really struggle not to demote. Could you comfort my wretched soul by reassuring me I'll never drop down and be forced to play an entire boring season against bots?
#11 Could you satisfy #10 without lying?
#12 and my final question: could you satisfy #11 without standing?