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Darling wife,

Your lack of response to my previous missive I assume was because you were hard at work on obtaining my release. Jon said that you were working him over pretty hard, but that it wasn't us that was getting released as a result. Whatever that meant. The PR staff nonetheless got let us out after the game was over, dirty and hollow-eyed. We saw that PG Anthony Lucas had lead a glorious beat-down of the Polish team, passing through the defense like it didn't even exist for 14 assists. That's three Worlds on a row that Team USA has knocked the Polish U21 out of the contest! Next up is Serbia on Monday in the World Championship game. I pray you are well. Jon says I'll be able to see you after a few more sessions of balling and shooting drills. Whatever that means.

Your loving husband, fewmit

Dear Mrs. fewmit,

In case you were wondering, the final score was 89-78. I don't think he's found out about us yet, but he was eyeing me suspiciously while we were trapped in the basement. He wouldn't even give me any of the Hohos. Of course, I as in the intern was busy serving as his footstool, but still. As long as he doesn't find the test results, we should be fine. I'll see you soon.

Aradrad, Toilet Scrubber 2nd Class.

No one gives a shit about poland

No one gives a shit about poland

Wow this guy is brilliant, I see a bright future for my 12 yr old friend.

They got sick sausage doe, and Robert Lewandowski is pretty chill.