I once thought about quitting a game, too... ..... ...the game called life. I was this close to ending it. Throwing everything I had away. My wife, my son... my plastic blue car. All this because I decided to skip college and made one bad spin... Oh, wait... this doesn't sound right. Damn that game is too realistic. THE BOARD GAME, people!! I'm talking about the board game called LIFE.
But I'm here to tell you there's something else. The afterlife.
A world of never ending happiness, you can always see the sun, day or night.
So when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills, you know the one, Dr. Everything's going to be all right,
instead of asking him how much of your time is left, ask him how much of your mind baby.
Because in this life, things are much harder than in the afterworld.
In this life, you're on your own.