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(224327.3) (16 balls)
The second and latest of my Polish national team manager campaigns, which took place in season 21, this one was an improvement over the previous one, and it showed. Last time, I feel like I didn't get voted manager because I didn't connect with the voters well enough. This time, I made it evident that I was just like them, I enjoyed polish sausage and Robert Lewandowski. However, like last time, I didn't want to completely lie about what I would do as manager, so I decided to type completely irrelevant stuff such as "I GET BUCKETS. YOLO" and "Did you hear about the guy who's left side got cut off? He's all right now." Then I put the entire thing into google translate for the Polish to read, and the translations seemed pretty accurate. I mean, we all know that "Robert freaking Lewandowski" in Polish is "Robert Lewandowski freaking." My connections earned me the 16 balls, and also earned me 9 votes, so I was close to winning the election.
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(194704.577) (23 balls)
After seeing everyone posting what they thought were world records over and over again, and with a lot of time on my hands, I decided that I should spend some time going through the entire world records threads to show what actual world records look like. I mean, the name of the thread is Buzzerbeater World Records, so we should be able to see a list of them right? Right? Whatever, now you can, and my long efforts to put that post together obviously got me the 23 balls. However, there is still a lot of people out there who somehow miss the post, even though I also put in in the second post of the thread since people would see it there, and just put what they think are world records when they actually aren't even close. Idiots.
And there you have it, the greatest posts ever from a legendary forum poster. You're welcome for brightening up your day so much. I'm just so good at making forum posts that I thought I needed some more recognition, and we needed some positive stuff on the forums.
If you have any questions or need some advice from me, go ahead and post them in the replies to this thread. I will answer all of them unless they are stupid. Then I might not answer them.
Signing off right here is moflaffle, and remember kids, wear a condom, because you don't want herpes. That doesn't go away.
Last edited by moflaffle at 5/7/2013 1:20:01 PM