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Date: 2/26/2016 3:56:58 PM
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(http://imgur.com/4OGb7PS)

Lucky number 7!

It's amazing my team hasn't fired me. But then again, they probably can't afford to pay for a replacement.


Your team has been fined 8 dollars for some violation I'm about to make up. )

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Your team has been fined 8 dollars for some violation I'm about to make up. :o)


Suggestions:

Being too generic

Having no Americans in my starting lineup

Because I switched to the Shamrock background to finish the manager tutorial and see if anything special happened when you complete it (spoilers, there's not any reward)

Having a team that most experts would describe as "Okay, I guess"

Because you need some gas money to get your team home from their last game

Because D-4 sucks and I need to "git gud skrub"

The "not choosing to immediately build a massive arena the second I start my team" tax

Because if you don't fine me, somebody else will

Because I don't have an avatar that's a dog

Because you wanna see whether the game will round up or round down the 5-cent penalty I'd get for being in debt

Not being Hrudey

Because it was cold outside this morning

Because you just don't like me

Because A-Dub says I'm racist

Last edited by ThatDude at 3/5/2016 2:08:34 AM

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From: A-Dub

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Date: 3/4/2016 11:39:07 PM
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Having no Americans in my starting lineup


That's racist!

"You will lose." -Ivan Drago
From: ThatDude

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Date: 3/5/2016 2:10:03 AM
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Well, I AM an American; outsourcing our labor to foreign workers is what we do best. I'm not racist. I'm just very patriotic

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Date: 3/6/2016 10:01:32 AM
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Well, I AM an American; outsourcing our labor to foreign workers is what we do best


you are a knucklehead -- other corporations do it, and make billions. you do it, and end up with $7.

you must've been dealing with Goldman Sachs . . .


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Date: 3/7/2016 11:17:05 AM
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other corporations do it, and make billions.


In theory. Apple has almost no money in the US, just to evade the taxes. #bigpimpin

Größter Knecht aller Zeiten aka His Excellency aka President for Life aka Field Marshal Al Hadji aka Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas aka aka Conqueror of the Buzzerbeater Empire in Europe in General and Austria in Particular
From: Calum

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Date: 3/7/2016 8:57:14 PM
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In theory. Apple has almost no money in the US, just to evade the taxes. #bigpimpin


That's what the Utopia league is for - tax evasion.

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Nah, Utopia isn't for evading taxes. It's for evading crappy players like me who aren't worth their time.

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