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56434.52 in reply to 56434.51
Date: 12/23/2008 11:46:01 AM
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...if you read through the whole thread just to be sure you won't make a duplilcate.

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56434.53 in reply to 56434.52
Date: 12/26/2008 10:27:14 AM
Ramat-Ilan Pilots
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Second Team:
The Flutzer Fleatzers
that one is amazingly accurate.

...you take 30 minutes to think of good lines for the addicted thread.
...you pay for something that is totally free of charge just to be more addicted and have a little star near your nickname.
...when your family does an intervention and tell you your addicted.
...you move out because they don't understand.
...you send numerous mails to the U-21 manager that your player is good enough to qualify!
...you hope somebody laughed from one of your sentences and will comment :-).

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56434.54 in reply to 56434.53
Date: 12/26/2008 11:15:19 AM
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...you feel the need of logging in @BB everytime you see a computer.
... you try to log in on that computer, no matter where you are, as long as few people are watching.

Climbing the BB-mountain. Destination: the top.
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56434.55 in reply to 56434.53
Date: 12/26/2008 11:35:37 AM
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...you send numerous mails to the U-21 manager that your player is good enough to qualify!

Hahah! Word!

and;
...you study every U21 match, wondering how come your player dont get more playing time.
...you plan your training for that one player to become good enough for NT.
...your whole christmas vacation gets ruined because you had 2 stamina drop and only one pop on your entire roster over 2 weeks!!
...your fiancee tells you to "stop moping, it's JUST a game", and you think SHE is losing her mind.

Last edited by Svett Sleik (U21-Scout Norge) at 12/26/2008 11:36:43 AM

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56434.56 in reply to 56434.55
Date: 12/26/2008 11:46:18 AM
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...you know every skill level from atrocious to legendary (IN ORDER) by heart.

Last edited by Majlajuna at 12/26/2008 1:27:45 PM

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56434.57 in reply to 56434.54
Date: 12/26/2008 2:40:56 PM
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...you feel the need of logging in @BB everytime you see a computer.
... you try to log in on that computer, no matter where you are, as long as few people are watching.


I logged in once from the Boston Museum of Science.

NO ONE at this table ordered a rum & Coke
Charles: Penn has some good people
A CT? Really?
Any two will do
Any three for me
Any four will score
Any five are live
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56434.58 in reply to 56434.57
Date: 12/29/2008 10:51:33 PM
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...when you watch your favorite basketball team and your favorite player gets hurt and you REALLY want to know what level the team doctor is.

...when you log in at a school and get written up for viewing a "non-educational" website.

...when you go to a basketball game and the stands are 3/4 empty and you think the home team needs to hire a new PR Manager.

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56434.59 in reply to 56434.58
Date: 1/7/2009 8:17:49 PM
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... your son's teacher tells you he needs to work on his math skills and you tell her : no he needs to work on his jumpshot and one on one.

From: Onski
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56434.60 in reply to 56434.1
Date: 1/8/2009 5:03:14 AM
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...you try to find the funniest names of players..my favourite is Bill "Willie" Wankya (6342455)
...you ask the missus to pick you up from the train station after work as you dont want to miss the start of play.
...you log into BB from your phone even though it is impossible to read.
...you check every five minutes to see if that player your selling has had the big bid yet.
...You put sales posters up around the office to let everyone know of the great player your selling.
...You update your facebook profile to tell your friends how you did in the last game.
...You get emotionally attached to players and get into fights defending their honour at the bar.
...You always tell your mates that time your gun player scored 52 of your teams 72 points. (10278863)
...All your players have nicknames. ie the guy from India is the Cowboy.
...You tell the missus your looking at porn on the internet to hide the fact your spending all the time on BB. Its just easier that way for her to understand.
...you try to think of witty lines like last nights All Star match. In conclusion, we saw the Great 8 Dominate, and left the Big 8 to masturbate.



Last edited by Onski at 1/8/2009 5:07:14 AM

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56434.61 in reply to 56434.11
Date: 1/8/2009 5:49:12 AM
Jokehim Maniacs
SBBL
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Jokehim Maniacs II
... if you get upset by the selection of players for the ASG
... if you get disappointed that your player did not win the three point shot competition in the AS weekend
... if your team picking is based on your chances to get as manay players as possible for the ASG

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56434.62 in reply to 56434.59
Date: 1/8/2009 6:58:03 AM
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...your 5 year old daughter's teacher marvels at her math skills and you know it is because you have been making her do statistical analysis of your opponents' FG%'s vs. various defensive tactics.

Last edited by somdetsfinest at 1/8/2009 6:58:56 AM

Once I scored a basket that still makes me laugh.
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