I used Google translate... My Italian is actually limited to several curses and a short list of food items. The Disneyland question is a reference to a commercial they have in the USA at the end of the Super Bowl or the NBA finals or any major sporting championship where they ask the star of the game, "So-and-so, you just won the such-and-such, what are you going to do now?" and they always answer, "I'm going to Disneyland!"
Once I scored a basket that still makes me laugh.