If I was mean, I'd say : "Nah, it's not like Greece, in NZ there should actually be something worthwhile to see" :p
(I went 6 times to Greece, and going probably again this summer, I really love place and people, don't get triggered xD)
That's not nice to attack knowing he can't properly defend himself :p I wish my brother was playing also so we could send knives at each other's throat but he hates management games :/