East-End Screaming Goombas B.C.(33356)Manager: Mahatma Kane Jeeves Esq.
League: II.2, 6-9, 6th Great 8
Current Country Rank: 36
Next Cup Opponent: lifters
Mahatma decided to have some fun with his :)
Finally, after calling in a few favours, I received permission to meet and interview the enigmatic and secretive Mahatma Kane Jeeves! I was told that permission is not easily granted and that I should be careful what I say and how I say it. I thought to myself this can’t be that hard, after all this is BuzzerBeater what can happen? Anyway, I arrived at the address that was given me – not to my surprise it was an espresso bar with all the goings on that one would expect at a secluded coffee joint. As I walk in I was greeted by a couple of rather large, hairy, sweaty and smelly men.
One barks: Hey! Gettouta here kid, or I’ll knock some sense into you!
I respond: B…B…But, I had an appointment with Mr. Jeeves.
The other shouts: Scusi signore Jeeves – there’s a smartass here, says he has an appointment, wanna let me and Guido take him out back for a good talkin to?
Then a voice from the dark recesses of the coffee bar responds: It’s OK Sal let the kid in – show him back here and don’t let me smack you again – be nice to the kid don’t rough him up.
I am led, rather I should say shoved, to some far dark corner and pushed into a chair. Only then am I overcome with the sweet strong smell of coffee that everyone around me seemed to be enjoying. Everyone seemed to talk in some foreign language and laugh rather loud I could tell that profanities abounded in conversations even if I couldn’t understand the language. As I looked up from my chair, I could see the outline of Mahatma Kane Jeeves, his face was semi-hidden in the darkness and he seemed to be wearing a white suit. Rumour has it that not even his players know exactly what he looks like.
He starts the conversation: Kid you wanna an espresso and a canoli?
I respond: No thanks, I just ate.
Rudely he snaps at one of his assistant, whom I had the pleasure of meeting just before: Sal, get the kid a double-espresso and a couple of the canolis that mama made for me.
Before I could say a word the other assistant barks: Shutup kid – you gonna drink the espresso and eat the canolis or I’m gonna smack you a couple – capisce!
Timidly, I sip the strong coffee and nibble on the extra-rich dessert.
Then Jeeves says: OK, kid – what do you wanna know from me?
Ah! The moment of I have been waiting for so long, I unfold a piece of paper and I start asking the questions.
Tell me Mr. Jeeves, what are your thoughts on the regular season so far? Has it been up to your expectations?
Jeeves responds: It started off on the wrong foot, by losing games I thought I should have won, but in many ways this has got to be my worse season. I already have more losses this season than what I usually have in two. Definitely not fun. I think somebody at BB headquarters has it in for me – when I find out who – I’m gonna pay them a visit.