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Saturday Night Semi-Spectacular!

I know this Saturday night, Easter Eve, Day of Wrestlemania, Lakers/Timberwolves, is a bit pressed for your attention. Especially considering most of you are playing bots, but bear with me.

Buzzerbeaters, Countrymen, lend me your ears, in game 1, we have the Wahoo Warriors vs Boston Icers. Both teams played MKE Bucks very tight. Wahoo Warriors Jesse Radford, has a called a players only meeting this week. Rumor has it, it was about telling his teammates and brothers, not to get discouraged over the rough start to the season. Heard he, and the rest of the team, were seen doing extra laps and push ups, after going to see the new Minecrap movie. BostonBever, told the press, he wants nothing more than to put another game between them. This game may make or break part of the Great 8.

Wahoo Warriors, by 11. o/u 212

With the Buckner Bandits and MKE Bucks both drawing bots tonight, the Vatican Vipers host the Berlin Lawnflamingos. The winer will keep pace and the loser will fall a game back, in the standings. This being a rivalry game for the Lawnflamingos, means that Double R, is gonna have to keep his eyes peeled for any shenanigans.

Vatican Vipers by 9 o/u 198

Good Luck everyone and have a Happy Easter weekend.

Awesome writeup!!! The great 8 will be fun to watch all season!

You think Cena will get to the magical number 17???

Happy Easter y'all!

Thanks.

I hope Cena doesn't win. That said, he's heel turn has been spectacular to watch. I just don't like part-timers winning belts.

Yeah, I haven't really watched since the attitude era, but just off and on.

I can see him winning 17 for the record bc he has been a company man for so long, then Cody win it via rematch next ppv or something....

Or the rock does something to get him DQ or something.... Who knows.

I won't watch it, but will read up on it when over.

I don't understand the 2 day event.

So on the 17th. I upgraded my PR-guy, from a 1 to a 5 (Superior). Right off the bat, I noticed my bleachers and lower Tier sold out, on Saturday night. An increase of 848 Bleachers and 50 Lower tier. I also sold a whopping 5 more Courtside seats, for a net gain of $7,616.

Yet my staff salaries, went up $15,000. So as of now, I'm losing half of what I pay him a week. I upped my prices this week, to see if I can make more money to compensate for that little revenue increase. Specifically, because Merchandise didn't move.

3/17/2025 Weekly Merchandise profit $ 27 899
3/24/2025 Weekly Merchandise profit $ 27 080
3/31/2025 Weekly Merchandise profit $ 26 777
4/7/2025 Weekly Merchandise profit $ 19 968
4/14/2025 Weekly Merchandise profit $ 24 209
4/21/2025 Weekly Merchandise profit $ 24 482

I'll definitely need to ride with this guy a lil bit, to see if he has any value in stabilzing attendance or if its just a waste of revenue.

Baseline Weekly Economy
Expenses Revenue
Player Salaries: $ 177 500 Attendance: $ 168 960
Staff Salaries: $ 37 514 Merchandise: $ 24 482
Scouting: $ 20 000 TV Contract: $ 78 416
Infrastructure: $ 20 000
Total: $ 255 014 Total: $ 271 858

Typical Weekly Net Income: $ 16 844
Overextension Tax*: $ 0

League Averages from Last Week
Expenses Revenue
Player Salaries: $ 158 592 Attendance: $ 119 959
Staff Salaries: $ 44 114 Merchandise: $ 38 927
Scouting: $ 5 000 TV Contract: $ 78 416
Infrastructure: $ 11 666
Total: $ 219 372 Total: $ 237 302

League Average Net Income: $ 17 930

keep us updated, doing the lords work getting some research done for us haha

The more we learn, collectively, the better we'll be when we promote.

I'll share dick pics, if it keeps you guys active. :P

The team meeting worked!
Great leadership by leading scorer Jesse Radford and the "mouthful" Teodoro Timoteo Gonzalo Matas putting the team on their back with some hot shooting.

Fans are finally starting to come back around after a devastating relegation last season and a tough start this season against some tough opponents. The franchise is still going broke but don't tell the team or the fans ok!?!?

In honor of alum Ty Jerome's awesome playoff debut (28 pts in 26 minutes and a casual +17) for the Cavs we will be hanging his jersey in the rafters at JPJ superplex ot celebrate his national championship and his professional success.

Last edited by Wahooptie at 4/21/2025 2:55:35 PM

Tuesday Night Wet Noodle Fight

What we have here is, Failure to communicate! WE Don't need NO DMI! Just another another minute with no rest...

MKE Bucks limp into the Zyn Garden to challenge, the Berlin Lawnflamingos. I can't recall a team so decimated by early season injuries, to such important players. I do pity you. I wouldn't wish that luck on my worst enemy. Oh wait, I probably would. The Lawnflamigos are hoping a trip back home is what they need to stay above .500. After that pummeling at the Vatican, on Saturday. Heard the beating was so bad, the Pope even took some of the beaten. Rest in Power. In Defense vs Offense match-up, who knows what the simulator will pick.

Berlin Lawnflamigos by 3, o/u 169.

Good Luck everyone.

Glad the team meeting worked. B)