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This has became extremly off topic where in the hell is a mod?!?! Delete my post but wont delete there post classic move BB!

Let's start the discussion again of who is the Best Division 4 league again. In my league

Big 8
1 Grand Reign 7 0 694 570 1.000 124
2 Peachtree City Shoo... 6 1 706 506 0.857 200
3 Phi Slama Jama 4 3 577 505 0.571 72
4 Dog Say Woof 3 4 631 611 0.429 20
5 Omnipresent Superga... 3 4 619 639 0.429 -20
6 Minnesota Legends 3 4 618 716 0.429 -98
7 BPI Robbiemen 2 5 574 548 0.286 26
8 Young Apocalypse 0 7 424 748 0.000 -324



Great 8

W

L

PF

PA

%

PD

1 Dinkle Smurfs 7 0 894 441 1.000 453
2 Tempe SilverfoX 6 1 834 559 0.857 275
3 Boston Aftershocks 5 2 649 591 0.714 58
4 Adonis Followers 3 4 677 683 0.429 -6
5 Oslo Otters 3 4 681 739 0.429 -58
6 Samsquantch 3 4 586 704 0.429 -118
7 VulgarArrayofFlowers 1 6 465 641 0.143 -176
8 Gorham SuperNovas 0 7 386 814 0.000 -428


I currently can't underestimate anybody in my side of the conference. I have lost to two noobs in a row. In the big 8 we have a tanker from divison 3 trying to go to division 5. But the brightside is I am in playoff hunt again and Boston Aftershocks is about to go bot.

All I know is that adchester definitely lifts, cause he has one nice bod.

That'd be tight! But I'd need to give something back. You interested in a Marcelo Huertas Lakers jersey? Dude is killing it!

All I know is chekreyes must have clean clothes, because he definitely has some washboard abs.

All I know is that if adchester's jaguars are anything like me then they're purring...

Ok that one was lame.

Alright can we get back to the topic of the thread?

I would like to nominate IV.64 as the strongest division 4 league. For one, as we all know, the division 4 leagues determine the newcomers to each league by having a draft system to grab the best teams, and IV.64 gets the first pick each year as it is the highest numbered division 4 league. BB does not keep record of who gets picked and where, however I am certain that I was the first pick in this draft. And this league is full of teams that were at some point, the first pick in this draft. So mathematically speaking, this should be the strongest league in division 4.

Now I'm going to run by a few of these teams, starting with the Great 8.

1. The Pixies 7-0 215

Yeah so they beat me. I'm pretty upset about it actually. But then I look through Phonyamerican's roster (poop username by the way), and I notice that his best players are all fairly young and appear to have been trained by him. And I also notice that he does not use the same lineup every game, a rarity in division 4. I'm still coming for his ass next time we play, but this dude's aight.

2. Mof State Squizzes 6-1 227

Far and away the best team in division 4. It's not even close. Only loss came because I was trying to train my boy C-West. You know how it is. I have a star-studded lineup featuring former U21 greats Hubert Douglas and Chuck Rainey, not to mention NT legends Ismael Grubbs, Irwin Velasco, Willis Serrano, Qu Qihua, Terrell Sanderson, and Eugene Bollinger. That's 2 U21 players and 6 national teamers. In division 4. Nuff said. Oh wait, I'm not done yet. Kristopher Sloan is 3 seasons away from being the best player on BB. Eat my sack.

3. Orlando Orcas 4-3 18

Hasn't logged in since last season, but he still racks up W's.

4. Eknights 4-3 1

Not a bad team here. Recently just won by 32 on the road. Had a slow start to the season, starting to find their own.

5. Hard2Guard 4-3 -16

Underrated team in a difficult league. Just beat the Los Angeles Highlanders on the road! That's a great win!

6. Los Angeles Highlanders 2-5 -79

Went bot.

7. Revengence 1-6 -188

Somehow they have 12 of their 19 players in inept game shape, which is kind of cool.

8. Philly Snakes 0-7 -178

Young developing team with an active manager, making a cup run. Definitely better than their record, will probably move up to at least 6th.


So yeah that's a completely stacked lineup right there. Now let's move into the Big 8


1. Roc City Fighters 6-1 193

Has a 74k salary center who just got injured for two weeks. Has a 4k salary point guard averaging 22 PPG and 8 APG on 50% shooting and just under a turnover per game. I don't know how the hell that's happening, but not bad. Once he gets Hubert Douglas locking him down though..... oh boy

2. Kawhis Aztecs 6-1 136

Probably the best team on this side of the conference. Just beat Roc City on the road in double overtime. Instant classic. Coming off of a finals appearance last season. Has a pretty good 21 year old center.

3. FC - Shock Wave 5-2 71

Has a 11k SG averaging 47 points a game. That's nearly half of their team's points. Destined to be the next Milwaukee Lethargy, their four highest paid players are all age 35 or above.

4. San Diego Might Muffins 4-3 28

Has a player named Young Hutton averaging 30 and 16, pretty legit. Probably the best team-name-best-player-name combo in the league.

5. WildHoochieKoos 3-4 6

The WildHoochieKoos and Kirby McLean beg to differ on the statement above.

6. Pwnalots 2-5 -42

Their GM got named "Sexiest Man on Planet" according to a press release from 2013.

7. Vinny's Mafia 2-5 -89

Lost to a bot in the cup.

8. Universal Blues 0-7 -303

Is a bot.


Best DIV league hands down.

Bro u aint got nuthin on IV.61

Big 8

1 Jefferson Jaguars 7 0 253

This is my team, so I'll be modest. Only lost 1 non-scrimmage since the beginning of Season 32, probably one of the best active runs in BB. Is leading the league with more money than I know what to do with in the bank still, plus the league leader in assists so u know I'm dropping them dimes.

2 Arapahoe Arrows 6 1 189

Best player appears to be a younger Utopian clone of second best player, is that legal? Also has a suspicious number of redheads on his team. He has a pretty good record, so there's that too, if you care about that kind of thing.

3 Magic Rain 5 2 159

Franchise was created today and already has a 5-2 record, how neat is that? The only conclusion you can draw from this is this new team must be so damn good that they decided to just start them off at 5-2. They are an all American team as well! Gotta applaud them for the patriotism.

4 Violatorz 4 3 92

Has a pretty badass 100k+ center, what a G.

5 Got Muuzik Players 3 4 6

They are known for being the owner of the legendary Gary Ames. Just look at this beautiful example of a human (37558797) He doesn't even have to enter the game to distract the other team by drawing them into the endless pools he has for eyes.

6 Chinese Computer Ba.2 5 -168

Had the highest number of players voted "Most likely to kill someone or end up in an insane asylum" in high school. Frankly it's a miracle they are even playing professional basketball. Congrats!!

7 Philly State Killers 1 6 -241

After switching ownership to a computer, star player Kody Jones decided to change his partying lifestyle to the solidarity of Buddhist monk. To reflect this new lifestyle, he legally changed his name to Kody Nu'Man. (38322257). Truly uplifting.

8 Centimeter Peters 0 7 -290

Really, what did you expect with a self defeatist name like that?

Great 8

1 Bruins 6 1 178

Was in the NBBA for multiple seasons. Probably one of the best resumes in D4, should worship him like a god.

2 Trap Godz 5 2 240

Simply has a damn good team, not much else to say!

3 Athens All-Stars 5 2 205

Star player is named Jamal Goodman. Personally I think Good Jamalman is a better name, but that's just my opinion.

4 Tallahassee Trees 5 2 173

Have a Hall of Famer named Supanut Chotchuangchatchawan. Truly an announcer's wet dream.

5 miamiiiiii 4 3 144

The cost of the extra i's in all promotions is cutting into the salary budget. Unfortunate.

6 Noob Squad 2 5 -62

Has the league leading scorer AND the league leading rebounder. One win for each.

7 Thomaston Golden 1 6 -428

Jerry Green (38397861) is not impressed.

8 Really cool flying ... 0 7 -450

Once didn't score over 8 points in a quarter. Truly an inspiration for defenses everywhere.

Last edited by adchester at 12/7/2015 2:47:05 PM

3 Magic Rain 5 2 159

Franchise was created today and already has a 5-2 record, how neat is that? The only conclusion you can draw from this is this new team must be so damn good that they decided to just start them off at 5-2. They are an all American team as well! Gotta applaud them for the patriotism.

Damn that's impressive, my league can't compete with that.

6 Chinese Computer Ba.2 5 -168

Had the highest number of players voted "Most likely to kill someone or end up in an insane asylum" in high school. Frankly it's a miracle they are even playing professional basketball. Congrats!!

Oh wow you weren't kidding. I pooped my pants at least 2 or 3 times looking at those first few players on his roster!

1 Bruins 6 1 178

Was in the NBBA for multiple seasons. Probably one of the best resumes in D4, should worship him like a god.

Yeah but was he ever in D2? I don't think so. Still like my chances over him.

4 Tallahassee Trees 5 2 173

Have a Hall of Famer named Supanut Chotchuangchatchawan. Truly an announcer's wet dream.

Not as impressive as Ngwazi Ngqobongwana but I'll let it slide.

7 Thomaston Golden 1 6 -428

Jerry Green ((38397861)) is not impressed.

My reaction when I saw his face http://i.imgur.com/XBxNY9b.gif


Overall I think a few of your teams could fux with us but we'd have like 7 or 8 teams undefeated in your league at least. Anyone else trying to compare leagues?

Yeah but was he ever in D2? I don't think so. Still like my chances over him.

Of course he was! He followed me all the way to the NBBA. He was

Of course that mean's my team is historically better and therefore my Div 4 is the best - but whatever.

Last edited by Calum at 12/7/2015 4:58:44 PM

Shhhh these young bloods don't know their history, they aren't supposed to know these things, keep it low key