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Bro u aint got nuthin on IV.61

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1 Jefferson Jaguars 7 0 253

This is my team, so I'll be modest. Only lost 1 non-scrimmage since the beginning of Season 32, probably one of the best active runs in BB. Is leading the league with more money than I know what to do with in the bank still, plus the league leader in assists so u know I'm dropping them dimes.

2 Arapahoe Arrows 6 1 189

Best player appears to be a younger Utopian clone of second best player, is that legal? Also has a suspicious number of redheads on his team. He has a pretty good record, so there's that too, if you care about that kind of thing.

3 Magic Rain 5 2 159

Franchise was created today and already has a 5-2 record, how neat is that? The only conclusion you can draw from this is this new team must be so damn good that they decided to just start them off at 5-2. They are an all American team as well! Gotta applaud them for the patriotism.

4 Violatorz 4 3 92

Has a pretty badass 100k+ center, what a G.

5 Got Muuzik Players 3 4 6

They are known for being the owner of the legendary Gary Ames. Just look at this beautiful example of a human (37558797) He doesn't even have to enter the game to distract the other team by drawing them into the endless pools he has for eyes.

6 Chinese Computer Ba.2 5 -168

Had the highest number of players voted "Most likely to kill someone or end up in an insane asylum" in high school. Frankly it's a miracle they are even playing professional basketball. Congrats!!

7 Philly State Killers 1 6 -241

After switching ownership to a computer, star player Kody Jones decided to change his partying lifestyle to the solidarity of Buddhist monk. To reflect this new lifestyle, he legally changed his name to Kody Nu'Man. (38322257). Truly uplifting.

8 Centimeter Peters 0 7 -290

Really, what did you expect with a self defeatist name like that?

Great 8

1 Bruins 6 1 178

Was in the NBBA for multiple seasons. Probably one of the best resumes in D4, should worship him like a god.

2 Trap Godz 5 2 240

Simply has a damn good team, not much else to say!

3 Athens All-Stars 5 2 205

Star player is named Jamal Goodman. Personally I think Good Jamalman is a better name, but that's just my opinion.

4 Tallahassee Trees 5 2 173

Have a Hall of Famer named Supanut Chotchuangchatchawan. Truly an announcer's wet dream.

5 miamiiiiii 4 3 144

The cost of the extra i's in all promotions is cutting into the salary budget. Unfortunate.

6 Noob Squad 2 5 -62

Has the league leading scorer AND the league leading rebounder. One win for each.

7 Thomaston Golden 1 6 -428

Jerry Green (38397861) is not impressed.

8 Really cool flying ... 0 7 -450

Once didn't score over 8 points in a quarter. Truly an inspiration for defenses everywhere.

Last edited by adchester at 12/7/2015 2:47:05 PM

3 Magic Rain 5 2 159

Franchise was created today and already has a 5-2 record, how neat is that? The only conclusion you can draw from this is this new team must be so damn good that they decided to just start them off at 5-2. They are an all American team as well! Gotta applaud them for the patriotism.

Damn that's impressive, my league can't compete with that.

6 Chinese Computer Ba.2 5 -168

Had the highest number of players voted "Most likely to kill someone or end up in an insane asylum" in high school. Frankly it's a miracle they are even playing professional basketball. Congrats!!

Oh wow you weren't kidding. I pooped my pants at least 2 or 3 times looking at those first few players on his roster!

1 Bruins 6 1 178

Was in the NBBA for multiple seasons. Probably one of the best resumes in D4, should worship him like a god.

Yeah but was he ever in D2? I don't think so. Still like my chances over him.

4 Tallahassee Trees 5 2 173

Have a Hall of Famer named Supanut Chotchuangchatchawan. Truly an announcer's wet dream.

Not as impressive as Ngwazi Ngqobongwana but I'll let it slide.

7 Thomaston Golden 1 6 -428

Jerry Green ((38397861)) is not impressed.

My reaction when I saw his face http://i.imgur.com/XBxNY9b.gif


Overall I think a few of your teams could fux with us but we'd have like 7 or 8 teams undefeated in your league at least. Anyone else trying to compare leagues?

Yeah but was he ever in D2? I don't think so. Still like my chances over him.

Of course he was! He followed me all the way to the NBBA. He was

Of course that mean's my team is historically better and therefore my Div 4 is the best - but whatever.

Last edited by Calum at 12/7/2015 4:58:44 PM

Shhhh these young bloods don't know their history, they aren't supposed to know these things, keep it low key

Haha. I've just realized I didn't even finish my sentence!

For me Steve is a legend because he was one of the USA-only player trailblazers. I'm trying to emulate him myself but I think i'll fall off the wagon pretty soon.

Pretty sure I was in a D4 league one time with King Drive Ballers, Lake Merrit Arrows, Bruins, Chicago Bulls, and BC Törööö. KK Mordor had just relegated and I was rivals with Ice Storm BC. Don't ask how a Candaian team and a Serbian team were in the league with us, we were just that good.

Yawn sigh that is not possible at all.

Oh it was long before your time Mr. Started in Season 28

That was a devastating day. He was our only B3 hope.

I don't really care who has the best league, but I'm nominating my team for one of the best in IV.

Put up a pretty decent game on bad enthusiasm against another solid team.
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Also I nominate Markus Owens and Theo Edmond as the best players in DIV, as Theo has the #4 highest average rating in all of DIV, and #98 in the USA, averaging a 15.5 rating at SF shooting 62.4% from the field, 52.9% from 3, and 70% from the FT line. With a stat-line of 18.9 PPG, 6.0 RPG, 4.4 APG in only 27.0 MPG.

Markus Owens won MVP last season in my league and this season his numbers have gone down a little bit. Averaging a 14.0 Rating, #43 in DIV, and shooting 60.5% from the field, with a stat-line of 15.7 PPG, 9.1 RPG, and 5.4 APG with 27.4 MPG.

Honorable mention to Doug Huddleston averaging 15.5 Rating per game, #3 in DIV, #93 in USA. Averaging 13.9 PPG, 8.0 RPG, and 3.0 BPG in 30.1 MPG played. He's also shooting 63.5% from the field.