Google translation (Drunk):Well, I don't want everyone to know what I saw (at the airport last night). But I'll tell everyone anyways: I was walking towards my car to put away supper containers. I was the only person in the area, besides two other guys who were groping each other at a picnic table near by. I saw a circular object in the sky with lights and a dot in the middle, resembling what I believe to be a flying saucer (In other words, it was just a plane). I don't need Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones in my neighborhood, knocking at my door, questioning what I saw and flashing fancy lasers in my eyes. I don't want the amazing memory I had of last night erased. It's still hard to believe I lost my virginity to an alien species that special night. Which, as a matter of fact, basically confirms nWo to be true. Also, I'm not drunk. I will never drink. Only sometimes on special occasions...like now and last night. I got wasted one night in Canada. Did you know the legal age to consume alcohol in Canada is 18? Beer tastes nasty as hell over there.
Nay, we're doing this at a neutral arena, brotherrr! You, me -- wrestle mania 32 @ AT&T stadium, brotherrrr! 15 minutes of pain, Brotherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Get your tights ready!
I have an uneasy feeling that one day CoachWard is going to reveal himself as the greatest troll ever and that we've all been had for the last year.
I mean reveal that he's actually BB-Charles or Stephen Hawking or something...