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Yeah, I haven't really watched since the attitude era, but just off and on.

I can see him winning 17 for the record bc he has been a company man for so long, then Cody win it via rematch next ppv or something....

Or the rock does something to get him DQ or something.... Who knows.

I won't watch it, but will read up on it when over.

I don't understand the 2 day event.

So on the 17th. I upgraded my PR-guy, from a 1 to a 5 (Superior). Right off the bat, I noticed my bleachers and lower Tier sold out, on Saturday night. An increase of 848 Bleachers and 50 Lower tier. I also sold a whopping 5 more Courtside seats, for a net gain of $7,616.

Yet my staff salaries, went up $15,000. So as of now, I'm losing half of what I pay him a week. I upped my prices this week, to see if I can make more money to compensate for that little revenue increase. Specifically, because Merchandise didn't move.

3/17/2025 Weekly Merchandise profit $ 27 899
3/24/2025 Weekly Merchandise profit $ 27 080
3/31/2025 Weekly Merchandise profit $ 26 777
4/7/2025 Weekly Merchandise profit $ 19 968
4/14/2025 Weekly Merchandise profit $ 24 209
4/21/2025 Weekly Merchandise profit $ 24 482

I'll definitely need to ride with this guy a lil bit, to see if he has any value in stabilzing attendance or if its just a waste of revenue.

Baseline Weekly Economy
Expenses Revenue
Player Salaries: $ 177 500 Attendance: $ 168 960
Staff Salaries: $ 37 514 Merchandise: $ 24 482
Scouting: $ 20 000 TV Contract: $ 78 416
Infrastructure: $ 20 000
Total: $ 255 014 Total: $ 271 858

Typical Weekly Net Income: $ 16 844
Overextension Tax*: $ 0

League Averages from Last Week
Expenses Revenue
Player Salaries: $ 158 592 Attendance: $ 119 959
Staff Salaries: $ 44 114 Merchandise: $ 38 927
Scouting: $ 5 000 TV Contract: $ 78 416
Infrastructure: $ 11 666
Total: $ 219 372 Total: $ 237 302

League Average Net Income: $ 17 930

keep us updated, doing the lords work getting some research done for us haha

The more we learn, collectively, the better we'll be when we promote.

I'll share dick pics, if it keeps you guys active.

The team meeting worked!
Great leadership by leading scorer Jesse Radford and the "mouthful" Teodoro Timoteo Gonzalo Matas putting the team on their back with some hot shooting.

Fans are finally starting to come back around after a devastating relegation last season and a tough start this season against some tough opponents. The franchise is still going broke but don't tell the team or the fans ok!?!?

In honor of alum Ty Jerome's awesome playoff debut (28 pts in 26 minutes and a casual +17) for the Cavs we will be hanging his jersey in the rafters at JPJ superplex ot celebrate his national championship and his professional success.

Last edited by Wahooptie at 4/21/2025 2:55:35 PM

Tuesday Night Wet Noodle Fight

What we have here is, Failure to communicate! WE Don't need NO DMI! Just another another minute with no rest...

MKE Bucks limp into the Zyn Garden to challenge, the Berlin Lawnflamingos. I can't recall a team so decimated by early season injuries, to such important players. I do pity you. I wouldn't wish that luck on my worst enemy. Oh wait, I probably would. The Lawnflamigos are hoping a trip back home is what they need to stay above .500. After that pummeling at the Vatican, on Saturday. Heard the beating was so bad, the Pope even took some of the beaten. Rest in Power. In Defense vs Offense match-up, who knows what the simulator will pick.

Berlin Lawnflamigos by 3, o/u 169.

Good Luck everyone.

Glad the team meeting worked.

📊 Buckner Bandits Weekly Report
Week of April 19–25, 2025
Record: 5-1 (Tied for 1st with the Vatican Vipers)
Weekly Record: 2-0

🎯 Game Results:

4/19 vs Garden State Royalty – 🧹 Blowout win 151-67
A historic offensive performance with every player contributing. The Bandits dominated from the opening tip and never looked back.

4/22 vs Boston Icers – 💪 Gritty W 115-104
The Icers came to play, but the Bandits leaned on clutch playmaking and a late push to secure their 5th win of the season.

🧠 Coach’s Corner:

“Even though we feel great sitting where we are, I know we haven’t gotten into our meat and potatoes of the schedule yet. We’ll try to steal a game here and there and not lose the games we’re supposed to win. We are still aiming for a top 4 finish, but it will be a fight.”

🔥 Top Performers:

🏹 Mick Hunt
60 MIN • 58 PTS • 10 AST • 11-12 3PT
Mick was unconscious from deep this week, shooting a red-hot 92% from three. The Bandits’ vocal leader continues to set the tone offensively.

👑 Kevin Moore
60 MIN • 44 PTS • 18 AST • 6-9 3PT
Kevin ran the floor with elite efficiency and chemistry, balancing scoring and playmaking at a high level.

💪 William Moore
63 MIN • 40 PTS • 25 REB • 9-9 FT
The enforcer down low, William’s physicality and efficiency from the line helped control both games in the paint.

🧱 Underrated Impact Players:

🌪️ Grover Patterson
24 boards and aggressive defense inside—Grover anchored the glass with energy.

🧠 Greyson Tobin
11 assists and excellent floor vision, Greyson played his role to perfection with a 9 game shape rating.

⚡ Johnny Costello
29 points and 13 assists—his versatility helped spark multiple runs in both games.

🛠️ Game Shape Highlights:

Proficient (9): Greyson Tobin

Strong (8): William Moore, Kevin Moore, Mick Hunt, Edwin Long, Timothy Lawler, Eleuterio Aillón

Respectable (7): Johnny Costello, Paolo Polo

Average (6): Grover Patterson

🏀 Standings Watch:
With a 5-1 record, the Bandits sit tied atop the division with the Vatican Vipers. The road ahead features tougher opponents, and every game will matter as the race for the top 4 heats up.

Week 3 Power Rankings

1. After Shocks (6-0) Still the lone unbeaten team.

2. 500 Hackers (5-1) Guess we'll see come interleague play.

3. Buckner Bandits (5-1) hold tie-breaker with Vatican Vipers.

4. Vatican Vipers (5-1) hanging around, have a testing week coming up.

5. Berlin LawnFlamingos (4-2) Got in a beatdown on MKE, before Troy Head, returns from an injury.

6. Wahoo Warriors (3-3) scratching and clawing for wins. Will they be over .500 next week?

7. Orlando Tragic, (5-1) with only a 93 point differential.... interesting, given the bottom half of the BIG 8, is ass.

8. MKE Bucks (4-2) Will Troy Head's return spark some life into this team, who seems a drift and devoid of leadership.

9. Boston Icers (2-4) actually performed better than I thought they would this past week.

10. R3AP3RS (4-2) Beat up on the crappy bottom half of the BIG 8.

Interleague play starts on Tuesday, thats when we'll start to see changes in the rankings.

500 Hackers should be #1 😂 I don't think I can beat his team in a serious match unless I add decent big men to my roster. I still cannot believe he can maintain those salaries though.