I think it is the story his mother still reads to him each night right after his breastfeed and before his goodnight kiss
Interesting you should say that Yoda, I mean Jonathan Livingstone.
Because the only gull to make any reference to their mother on this board is your self
My momma always told me, if you can't say anything nice, best to say nothing at all. I have nothing nice to say about that topic.
Perhaps you have some pschological mothering issues that have been festering since you hatched.
Whilst your lack of any breast feeding in your infancy might explain a lot, I encourage you to stick to your diet of recurgitated food and leave the breasts to
ViOlator (multiple edits- apologies I got Datzilla and ViOlators posts mixed up)
And stop upsetting Split J
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