Seriously, how do you get a player named "Chuck Norris" and
not train him till he caps? I don't care what his starting stats are, and you know he's gonna be foul trouble, but, I mean, he's Chuck Fricken Norris! Crazy.
Now I submit a smattering of hard rock and metal singers.
Joe Elliott
(4458802)Brian Johnson
(20491007) (but no Bon Scott? C'mon BB!)
Klaus Meine
(16604393)Bret Michaels
(18968135)John Osbourne
(20403082)Dave Mustaine
(5380742)Rob Halford
(19106688) Bruce Dickinson
(16108957)Vince Lee
(9058921)Paul Stanley
(21814425)Tom Araya
(2094292)Axel Rose
(4421179)Sadly, no Ronald Padavona.