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Lol....nice write up Oriole. That definitely made me laugh.

yeah, i kinda figured.lol

Good work man. Looking forward to the read every week.

Lazy, depressed Alcoholic.

depression hurts, Cymbalta can help

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"Hey Oriole mind telling me why we are walking gym 2 hours before practice starts?"-S

"Not really"-O

"Tangosz and Moflaffle aren't here either. What's going on?"-S

"It really hasn't crossed my mind."-O

Oriole opens the gym door. Tangosz and Moflaffle are already there along with every player but Cox.

"Sleet this is an intervention" Tangosz says as Oriole padlocks the door.

The rest was to profane and graphic to be released.

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Moflaffle, Oriole, Tangosz, and the newly redefined Sleet sit on the bleachers scouting the practice session.

"Ok you see how Cox is making perfect passes to his teammates. Quality Floor General characteristics"-M

"Well yes, but he is also aiming for the others faces, and below the belt areas."-O

"Hey there is a wrong way to pass, and there is a right way to pass. Mr. Cox seems to be doing it right."

"Yes but we don't need a second coming of Joe-Bro out there. He brok...."-O

"We don't need a 2nd coming of Bronson? And I'm the one that needs an intervention..."-S

"Quiet fool. Bronson broke 8 noses, and I think the team lost 4 balls that year. For the teams sake we don't need another one of those players"-O

"That's all? Last season alone the equipment guy quit because Douglas made bongs out of at least 2 dozen balls."-M

"Yeah I'm not talking about those balls."-O

Suddenly a ball went flying our way after Rambo tried to shoot a layup. We're 15 rows back against the back wall. He needs some practice.

"Garth go get it!" Screamed Rambo

Garth mumbled all the way up the stairs.

"Garth you look just awful."-Tangosz pointed out as Garth had a nose bleed leaking through the nose gauze.

"I'm going to kill Peter Cox."-G.R.

"Yeeeeaaaaahhhh No. The last guy that tried to do that is still missing. God Rest His Soul."-S
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After the morning session finished, we were lucky enough to be joined at lunch by Barney Mayer.

"Hey Barney. I see you got a Tuna Melt there. I'll give you what's left of my pride for it?"-Sleet

"Umm no. Hey Tangosz the rumor is that you were arrested here 7 seasons ago."-B.M.

"#$%^ing Lundy" Tangosz murmured

"What was that?"B.M.

"Nothing. Hey Barney hows practice going. You feel like you're learning from all this?-T

"Absolutely! Not. On the court Cox seems to be playing dodge ball, Ritchie is too concerned with how good he looks, Dwain is getting pissed that we can't understand him, and Meeks is mad because nobody really cares about him. Also Rambo beats us. I thought U-21 would be fun."-B.M.

All of the crew laughs
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Tomorrow will be the last installment with these players. These installments will be spread out over a week usually, but since the first week is always hectic they have had to be scrunched into three days, instead of the usual week.

the first paragraph....http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cOgSXAek3iQ/TFMcA2jkMII/AAAAAAA...

Very entertaing! Great job!

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"What's on today's agenda?"-T

"Staff vs the players."-O

"You're joking right?-M

"I hope not. This is going to be hilarious."-S

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The Crew is observing the pregame warm-ups

"This is the best I've seen the PG's look all week."-S

"Hey not so fast. This is also the best Rambo has looked all week."-Oriole says as Rambo bricks consecutive jumpers. "Man look at him go!"

"Ok their getting ready for the tip. The 5 PG's on the court vs Rambo, Bfiddy, Darkjester, Rambo, Jelme, and SpF."-M

Fast Forward to halftime. The PG's are winning 47-24.

"So was this supposed to be competitive?"-S

"Not even slightly."-O

"Hey I'm going to head down on the court for the halftime speeches."-M

Moflaffle heads to the PG's first. They are having shrimp cocktails, while Garth Ritchie makes dinner reservations.

Next is the coaches. He hears Rambo give a speech. "Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! " As soon as Rambo finished Jelme jumped up and shouted "Let's Do This"

"What happened Moflaffle?"-S

"Nothing much. Garth being cocky, and Rambo giving some Lord of the Rings speech. You know the usual"-M

"Is Jfarb wearing eyeblack?"-O

"Probably"-M

"I think Bfiddy has brass knuckles on, and Darkjester has a taser in his sock." Sleet notices as he looks through his binoculars "Rambo has taught them well."

As the half starts you see Rambo slip a 20 into Wozz's pocket, who is ref for this game. Next Bfiddy punches Peter Cox as he drives for the layup, takes the ball, dribbes the ball through Garth's leg's, and banks a 3 in from halfcourt.

Fast Forward. It's 73-72 PG's with 4 seconds left in the 4th. Rambo called a timeout to draw up one last play. The PG's are just taking the time to have the team doctors work on them.

"BREAK" shouts the team as SpF gets ready to inbound the ball. SpF can't find anyone as he approaches a 5 second call so he just tosses it to Jelme 75 feet away from the basket.

Next Jelme sprints, punches Garth Ritchie, pepper sprays Peter Cox, trucks Timothy Meeks, and does a 360 free throw line poster over Dwain and Barney and shatters the glass as time expires.

All of the crew stares speechlessly in amazement.

"Man I need a vacation."-O
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And a vacation I shall have. I will be away this week, so Rambo has volunteered to do next weeks. Stay tuned!

This is worthy of the white guy to white guy alleyoop gif
http://www.letsgoquakers.com/IbbyDunkFGCU.gif