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242953.8 in reply to 242953.6
Date: 6/14/2013 10:44:17 AM
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Fight the menace that is Kumikoism in Canada.

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242953.9 in reply to 242953.8
Date: 6/14/2013 10:56:06 AM
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Kumikoism? I've heard rumours about this, please tell me more?

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242953.10 in reply to 242953.9
Date: 6/14/2013 6:28:33 PM
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Well it all started back in season 17 when the kumikoze revolution began with the taking over of the (kind of) Great Toronto Huskies. Since then, the spreading of butterflyism has grown. This kumikoism had been too overly praised and use. A changing of the guards is necessary, a revolution of sorts, for the better. And I will lead the revolution as the great figures of the past such as Camillo di Cavour, Giuseppe Garribaldi, Otto von Bismarck, Vladimir Lenin, Adolf Hitler (he was at the start), Nelson Mandella, Fidel Castro, Woodrow Wilson, and so on. The time for kumiko has past. Change is needed.

(This isn't another speech; it's a reply)

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242953.11 in reply to 242953.10
Date: 6/14/2013 8:53:06 PM
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Kumikoism -i have been exposed, I worship at the alter of Kumikoism. I dedicated my firstborn to eternal servitude in her temple. You have lost your way, repent - make the appropriate sacrifices, pour libations and perhaps you will be forgiven. I kneel and pray for your wayward soul. Either that or a severe beating will help you, electro-shock therapy is another option. Personally, I prefer to offer you as a human sacrifice - but then I digress and am exposing my dark side.

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242953.12 in reply to 242953.11
Date: 6/14/2013 10:59:03 PM
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This is what Canada has become! I bunch of brainwashed managers blindly trailing behind the false ideal persona that is kumiko. This is what must change. This is what I must change as U21 Manager.

I will not repent or indulge myself in electro-shock therapy. Only people living north of the well give their newborns up to a diety which instills fear. Your servitude must be altered to me. The one who is the saviour for the masses.

I have a higher midi-chlorian count than any before me, far above the sith lord, kumiko. I am the saviour for the empire that is Canada's U21 team.

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242953.13 in reply to 242953.12
Date: 6/15/2013 5:10:37 PM
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No offense, but you are inexperienced and I simply don't think that you are ready to lead something as important as Canada's U21 team. I do not question your enthusiasm; just wait a few seasons...