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251906.8 in reply to 251906.1
Date: 12/24/2013 9:48:47 AM
Milwaukee Lethargy
III.5
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849849
Just know that when you use the league's executive washroom

Is Vardis Sourpis(s) (18733826) allowed to use the executive washroom?

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251906.9 in reply to 251906.6
Date: 12/24/2013 9:51:27 AM
Milwaukee Lethargy
III.5
Overall Posts Rated:
849849
I think I might set a record for skill drops this season.

oh & lol @ the Visionaries current ranking... #347 USA
(are there even that many active teams left?)

Though they'll easily win the league if they want to. And I can be like, "II.3-->II.3-->II.4 represent". And cross my arms like an 80's rapper.

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251906.10 in reply to 251906.8
Date: 12/24/2013 10:04:37 AM
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Just know that when you use the league's executive washroom

Is Vardis Sourpis(s) (18733826) allowed to use the executive washroom?


Let's not pretend like I could say no and he would take the news despondently and proceed to urinate anywhere else. We know that it would go down more like I'd say no, he'd say "Vat is this? I must to piss" and he'd get by whatever security measures and attendants we could put in place anyway on the pittance anyone in this league has left over to pay for additional salaries. And then he'd probably come piss in my office too. So, uh, I say he's more than welcome to use the executive washroom, but I heard Isaiah said he can't, so please direct all urinary questions and, more importantly, streams in that direction.

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251906.11 in reply to 251906.7
Date: 12/24/2013 10:25:33 AM
Smallfries
II.1
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Smallfries II
My team is afraid of Yi. They told me they will take a forfit against him this season. I'm perfectly fine with that too because, quite frankly, I don't want to hear them cry Yi Yi Yi all the way home again.

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251906.12 in reply to 251906.11
Date: 12/24/2013 11:22:40 AM
Overall Posts Rated:
2020
I was enjoying myself quite a bit in DIII. Too much so that they decided to put me here! Thank you for the money, I'll be exiting stage left.

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251906.13 in reply to 251906.11
Date: 12/24/2013 12:11:46 PM
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My team is afraid of Yi. They told me they will take a forfit against him this season. I'm perfectly fine with that too because, quite frankly, I don't want to hear them cry Yi Yi Yi all the way home again.


This little smallfry is on the market,
this little smallfry stayed home,
this little smallfry has OD
but played like he has none,
and this little smallfry cried Yi Yi Yi all the way into Bowman Smeall's tender embrace.


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251906.14 in reply to 251906.12
Date: 12/24/2013 12:19:25 PM
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I was enjoying myself quite a bit in DIII. Too much so that they decided to put me here! Thank you for the money, I'll be exiting stage left.


Hopefully at least you enjoy your time here. Put in a good word with your friends or anyone else who'll listen and tank out of this league - it only takes three people in the conference to tank out to lock up 5th place for me!

Oh, and more to everyone, salaries are updated. The salary floor jumped 7500 to $203,242 so TV revenue should be somewhere about $145,173.

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251906.15 in reply to 251906.14
Date: 12/24/2013 1:15:48 PM
Overall Posts Rated:
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Yeah, you can take it from me too—my Riverdogs have spent 18 of the past 19 seasons in this hellhole without a title—that this competition can add gray hair to your head. OTOH, my hair is already white:-)

Pappy
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251906.16 in reply to 251906.12
Date: 12/24/2013 4:09:20 PM
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I was enjoying myself quite a bit in DIII. Too much so that they decided to put me here! Thank you for the money, I'll be exiting stage left.


Your words say no, but your eyes and TL moves say yes.

12/24/2013 - Marshland Mammals has just acquired Iñaki Aguado for $ 159 300.

12/24/2013 - Marshland Mammals has just acquired Umberto Citelli for $ 102 000.


It'd be hard for me to muster up some good old fashioned aggression toward one of the few teams at this level with a team newer than mine, but buy a few more guys like that and you'll be just as much a worthless bastardo as the other lot of miscreants littering this league.

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251906.17 in reply to 251906.16
Date: 12/24/2013 4:25:06 PM
Overall Posts Rated:
2020
My exit will not be from lack of effort. Did I suggest otherwise? Or perhaps I'm just running a retirement home for elderly big men?

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251906.18 in reply to 251906.17
Date: 12/24/2013 4:41:12 PM
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My exit will not be from lack of effort. Did I suggest otherwise? Or perhaps I'm just running a retirement home for elderly big men?


It was more me hoping than you suggesting, I'm sure.

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