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This seems like a good group of players in here. I'm looking forward to some friendly banter back and forth. I've spoken with Dunkface already today and he's told me all about the team logo trolls and such, lol.

Welcome aboard. I actually have a fun history with Cacti.

Epic hustle back in S25. I'm pretty sure you let me win those PL games and let me win by 90 in the reg season just to make me overconfident during our relegation series. Well played, sir.

Oh wow, even your arena is bigger than mine...]

No worries, it looks like you can still fit all of your players in the Adandoned Mall's luxury boxes as long as they each use the buddy system.

Hello to the new guys here. Let's have a injury-free season(at least for the playoffs). Please, BB god.

I am guilty of a little but you had a good team. Since we landed in different leagues, we need to link up again in a future PL.

Hello to everyone.
This is my second time in D2.
Was able to make it here once but only lasted a season before being sent back down.
Hoping I have a longer stay this time around.
I recognize some of the teams names' as being dominant or playing in D1 so I know the competition will be great.

My goal for this season is also to build up my arena and remain competitive.
Good luck to all.

Yuck: I could use some help in being mediocre so let me know what advice you have.
Nuts: I don't know if I have been able to master the game engine up to this point. It seems to have a mind of its own. Feel free to let me know how you feel about tactics in general.

Last edited by SammyO at 10/15/2014 9:59:10 AM

Yuck: I could use some help in being mediocre so let me know what advice you have.

Start with aesthetic change. Change your team name to M.O.A.T. (Who cares if mediocrest isn't a word, it will inspire average).

lol. i dont know if its worth 100,000.
But going from "Greatest of all Time" to Mediocrest of all time would probably be a good start.

Yuck: I could use some help in being mediocre so let me know what advice you have.

Start with aesthetic change. Change your team name to M.O.A.T. (Who cares if mediocrest isn't a word, it will inspire average).

The arena bathroom walls should also be scrawled with: "For a very mediocre time, call Jenny 867-5309"

Next round of ideas:

Attempt to acquire an entire roster of players with the same first name. Variations of the name would be acceptable to expedite your mediocrity. i.e. Chris, Cris, Christopher, Kristof, you get the idea. Should you manage to win this league while completing this task, you would probably be in consideration for GOAT regardless of team name. You may want to consider same last name. This would drive your arena PA and TV play by play bonkers. This is more for shits and giggles than actual mediocrity.

You might want to consider trimming resources. Go pick up a level 7 trainer and put him to use training stamina and free throws. It doesn't quite pack the punch of the above mentioned idea, but over time I bet it takes its toll on the franchise.

Public Proclamation - Go on record stating you will only run one specific offense for the entire season. I really dont think it matters which one. Do this and watch the GDP's against take their toll.

Research for the greater good - Figure out how to run a successful FCP. This is going to take a lot of trial and error and could potentially restore the title of GOAT. Especially if you have a team full of Chris doing it.

Has anyone ever actually gotten the all 18 year old roster in this high of a league? LOL, I'm sure someone has at some point in this game's history, but this hilarious post reminded me of that achievement I've read as being one of the more rare ones in the game.