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I just read Simmons column about the top 40 trade bait or whatever. Interesting, funny, and rediculously shaded Celtic Green. Is there a less objective major sports writer in America? I like how he writes, he hits the mark often, and he makes me laugh. However I have the feeling this guy would get KILLED in my fantasy league, I mean killed. The guy is so high on Durant its funny, qouting stats and comparing them to guys like Kobe. Of course he completely overlooks Durants obcenely high TO ratio, something the all-time players he compares them to makes Durants numbers look silly. Durant's stats revolve around the lack of talent around him. Something Simmons claims about other players he doesnt like as much, but would never mention them about his golden boys.

16. Manu Ginobili
We'll translate this section to 2009 NBA studio speak:



Host: "Bill, who do you like?"



Me: "I gotta be honest, if Manu is healthy this spring, I think the road to the 2009 title still goes through San Antonio."



Generic Co-Host X: "Remember 'Mork and Mindy'? Manu Manu!!!!!"



Host: "I knew you were goin' there!"



Generic Co-Host X: "Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!!!!!! JAH-NOH-BLEEEEEE!!!!!"



Me: "You're making my ginose bleed!"



(Everyone breaks up laughing.)

The funniest thing about this quote is that the road to the finals goes through San Antonio. Howls of laughter can be heard in several cities across the west on this one. After which he praises Pau Gasol, but questions whether any team could win a championship with him at Center. Are you kidding? If the Celts can win one with Perkins at Center, I feel good about Pau (hell even Marc) Gasol being good enough.

Is there a less objective major sports writer in America?

Well, that's his shtick, right?

Good point.

I guess it looks different when his shtick is flattering to your teams. He is funny though.

Why does your father ban the name of Paul Pierce?

He should love him. He's a bloated salary on a team that would otherwise be very capable of putting together some talent to actually beat the lakers.

u rite

It went back to the finals of 2 years ago. Lakers-Celtics. We can say his name now, it's all good.