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Don't mind him, he's used to replacing females with machines.

LMAO!

Really now, there's no need to yell. I still believe in us, and think if we handle ourselves like gentlemen, all will be right as rain in good time.

Thanks for painting my nails to match the baby shower decorations in my house.

It's a girl.

Gross.

Thank the stars there will be cake. Actually, two cakes, but one of them is made out of diapers. Super gross.


What part of sarcasm do you not understand? I WAS BEING FACETIOUS! And I was totally sober. And I still think it was funny, so stop being so goddamned sensitive about the fact that you have boobs. Everybody has boobs. Hell, I have boobs.

But that doesn't mean we can't all behave like men and make nice around here.

*extends fist*

Don't mind him, he's used to replacing females with machines.

I'm used to replacing everything with machines.

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Just because her team is based in Chicago, doesn't mean she can't roll over for my pathetic band of wing nuts the way you did. But sure, I replace her with machines if that would be more enjoyable for you. ;)

Hell, I have boobs.

So this mean we can be girlfriends! YEAAAAAAAAAAA!

When I read your 1st reply, I was LMAO!

I thought we were both joking. I noticed your smiley faces at the end of your message, so I thought I was going along with the joke. I was picturing how my sister would have responded to your last comment and that's what she does. She starts low and STARTS YELLING FOR NO APPARENT REASON! I am sorry your feelings got hurt, and you thought I was yelling at you. Seems like you are the sensitive one and you need a hug.
*pulls darykjozef into my big, big, bosoms*.
There all better now?

I added the winks at the end of my statement so you could pick up on the fact that I did indeed pick up on your joke. Oh well. I guess this proves that women are smarter than men because we can pick up on subtleties whereas men need to be hit over the head with baseball bats to get it.

note the happy face
------> :-) <-----------.

I'm happy because I took a crowbar to one of your machines, soldered it, remolded it, and replaced the man in my life with a machine that last as long as the batteries does.


*checks for chips in the paint of the extended fist*

Carry on.

Awwww, that game is cute.

Drinking at 8am in the morning?

I'm happy because I took a crowbar to one of your machines, soldered it, remolded it, and replaced the man in my life with a machine that last as long as the batteries does.

I recommend lithium ion batteries. They keep you from having to train stamina so often.

Thanks for the advice dude! I killed that damned energizer bunny! He doesn't keep going and going and going . . .

dary looks like you have someone as insane as you...
and apparently she has d cups, looks like you have a bb-match made in heaven.

please win your series as well, or at least win it if i do, that way we can possibly be in NBBA together and shit talk Juice, brianjames, and every other bb and GM. They all deserve it. We will tear the league a new one, and combine to win 11 games maybe.

ROTFLMAO!