PHASE #1 ROUND #1
57 Aurelijus "LIETUVA" Kluonis 4
3 Ramiro "BRASIL" Lima Barreto -3
47 Norman "SCHWEIZ" Owstien -5
29 Esteban "PARAGUAY" Torales -8
17 Kaspars "LATVIJA" Lahanciks -12
Welcome to Season 2 of the Atrocious 60s Championship, where basketball is played with the minimum of skill and the maximum of confusion!
In this first round, we highlight two miserable performances:
Esteban "PARAGUAY" Torales seemed more lost on the court than a headless chicken! He could barely hold onto the ball and his shots looked more like a game of darts in the dark. Who knows, maybe he should try a less demanding sport, like sleeping! But for now, he will advance to round 2.
Kaspars "LATVIJA" Lahanciks, on the other hand, made herculean attempts to score points, but it seemed the stars were not aligned for him! He couldn't hold onto the ball for more than two seconds, and his shots were as accurate as an arrow shot by a blind man. He will be advancing to the next round.
The rookie Aurelijus "LIETUVA" Kluonis will be fired, after his incredible performance.