*Baine, you know this!!! Now, to the post game report!*
Happy Ourer: “Saturday night,, not a single guard scored 10 points or more in a win over Hustlas. Last night, the lone guard who didn’t only played 10 minutes. What a difference playing style makes. Saturday night, the team said “we’re going inside, stop us if you can”. Last night, it was “make it rain”, and they did to the tune of 18 for 35 from the three point line ina 130 to 89 win over STG on MCU. Led by Trenton Tovar and his 30 points off the bench, Linndale got off to a slow start, but would turn it on in the 2nd quarter to lead by 25 at the half. Daniil Kamp would score in double figures with 28, with, with Art Reese (16), Kyle Knowles (15), and Mantas Petriukstis (13) rounding out those in double figures.”
Marshall Richads: “Well, it looks like the team saw an opportunity to run and took it. This is not likely to be the norm, as they are still trying to get accustomed to playing with Floyd Hearn, who only had 5 points but collected 10 rebounds, Garcaa had 13, Guevara had 9, surprisingly Trenton Tovar had 8, and Datler grabbed 5 in just 3 minutes of court time. I think it safe to say rebounding, a huge weakness, has been addressed.”
HO: “I know it’s a very small sample size, but it appears that Daniil Kamp has really responded to playing with Floyd Hearn. He’s followed up his 20 point game Saturday night with a season high 28 point performance tonight. Let’s see if he can keep this up. Meanwhie, it’s time for a new segment called Pros and Cons. Give us the pros, Marshall!””
MR: “The pros tonight were Trenton Tovar, Daniil Kamp, Art Reese, Mantas Petriukstis, Floyd Hearn, Ramon Sanz Garcaa, and I’m gonna put Balthasar Gebhardt Datler in there as well. Gotta give him some love just because he’s kept his head down, worked his butt off, and he’s seeing some results. That’s always encouraging. The board work was solid but if you said Trenton Tovar would grab 8, you’re not a very good liar. His game high 30 points off the bench included a perfect 5 of 5 from deep. I guess that’s why they call him Shooter! Kamp was 4 of 6 from deep, and to prove they had it working, both Art Reese and Mantas Petriukstis, had it going with 3 of 6 each from deep. Air, what do you have for cons?”
AA: “The cons tonight were Nick Guevara, Harrison Mann, and I’m gonna throw Kyle Knowles in there for his putrid 7 of 21 from the field. Floyd Hearn has to be there also; how does he only get 7 shot attempts? 5 points for 100+ k salary? That’s on Pio Reina, so I’m definitely putting the coach with the cons. You know what else gets a con? The lack of aggressiveness with only 10 free throws the entire game, and only 22 assists. Where’s the ball movement? 5 assists from Kamp is nice, but that should never lead the team for a game if no one else has more than 3, and it’s embarrassing that a big had 3 and no one else aside from Kamp. The fans might be happy with this game, but the fans are nothing more than idiots at this point. They’re too dumb to know they deserve better. Listen, they don’t play well on tv, they’ve had a garbage run in cup play, their rival consistently beats them like a drum, and nobody knows these guys. I am not a believer in this team and you shouldn’t be either. You’re foolish if you do. This entire organization is a con!”
HO: “That’s it for Pros and Cons. We’ll be back after the commercial break, when Air Allnite will tell us how he really feels about this basketball team...”
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