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From: TheWizard

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274362.85 in reply to 274362.81
Date: 12/9/2015 5:24:43 PM
DC Wizards
IV.18
Overall Posts Rated:
5858
Right because having my top three players injured isn't a valid excuse. Why don't you kick back, relax, and wait for your relegation series to start?

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274362.86 in reply to 274362.82
Date: 12/10/2015 12:38:36 AM
Overall Posts Rated:
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Nice win by you... I am continually confused at why Joe (young young star) has so many fouls early and then looks like he loses his edge and plays worse down the stretch i also see that to win i have to no longer allow Tommy to get a sub. He has to play 48 mins every game if we are going to win. For the 3rd close game. Tommy was taken out with 5mins left in the game of a 1 point game and then we lose by double digits.... So clearly he can't come out. lmao Nice win!

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274362.87 in reply to 274362.85
Date: 12/10/2015 7:01:58 AM
Overall Posts Rated:
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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA .... Quit your CRYING!!!!! Your team ain't going NOWHERE anyway DH

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274362.89 in reply to 274362.87
Date: 12/10/2015 9:26:29 AM
DC Wizards
IV.18
Overall Posts Rated:
5858
I guess I should listen to the professional on going nowhere, but i'm too busy dominating the league. Why don't you run home where it's safe? OH WAIT, I beat you on your own court as well. Even home isn't a safe space for the hometoyz.

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274362.90 in reply to 274362.86
Date: 12/10/2015 1:18:31 PM
Overall Posts Rated:
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That's (35964919) definitely the foulingnest dude I’ve ever seen. I used to have an Argentine SF who averaged 3.6 fouls a game. His magnum opus was a conference final where he fouled out in 9 minutes. My guy was a potential Hall of Famer. Your guy, at 21, is already an All Time Great.
I’ve seen a couple of things on the Help forum regarding foul proneness (one very recently.) Someone thought CFS (Chronic Fouling Syndrome) can be mitigated by improving the sufferer’s defense. In soccer overexuberance + poor decision-making = many, many red cards.
My team is always near league tops in FT%. Naturally, when I’m #1, my opponents FT% is liable to be bottom (if you can’t figure out why, you stopped reading a long time ago. In fact, are you even literate? Do you have opposable thumbs?) When I first noticed it, I made a joke, suggesting what tactics my players might be using to distract the shooter (laser pointers, the old Meadowlard Lemon gag of pulling the guy's shorts down as the ten seconds are about to expire, etc). But after a couple of seasons I realized it wasn’t a joke. This year, for instance, I’m third in the league at about 70%. My opponents shoot a league-worst 58+. Second worse is 64+.
That’s extreme, but it’s been going on long enough to make it seem statistically significant. So, with nothing more important to occupy my genius (the demand for rocket scientists hasn’t been so low since 1813), I wondered why this is. Well, if you’re center is fouling a lot, your opponents centers are shooting a lot of free throws. But on my team I can’t see a lot of correlation between free throw % and position. And on my team, the two most foul-prone players are reserves, so there’s not a lot of discrepancy in who I’m fouling. So…are my players intelligent in their fouling? Are they strategically playing Hack-A-Shaq, clotheslining crappy foul shooters who dare drive the lane?
I don’t know. The season’s young, but here’s another discrepancy. My leading score, the PF, is 30-34 from the line. My 2nd leading scorer is 4-8. Huh?

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274362.92 in reply to 274362.89
Date: 12/10/2015 5:30:28 PM
Overall Posts Rated:
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I played TIE and you played normal. Who knocked you out of the playoffs last year? Didn't you spend 15 seasons in DIV before you finally got here? You are a DHEAD!!!!! You ain't dominating nothing but your right hand on your johnson....

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274362.94 in reply to 274362.92
Date: 12/10/2015 8:50:41 PM
DC Wizards
IV.18
Overall Posts Rated:
5858
Another chump oblivious to circumstance. We'll see what happens when my team is healthy. Last season is last season. 15 seasons ago is 15 seasons ago. This season, you're a scrub.

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