my wife and I had a baby during my 365 day run.
"Push honey push, yep thats it, your doing great, WHAT, HE FKN CT'D ME, thats bollox...... ok keep breathing keep breathing, good girl".
Mum - "Its a girl, what shall we name her?"
CR - "Woo hoo, i just got a pop in OD, Prodigious OD for me!"
so now I have a daughter named Prodigious.
Coulda been worse. Collosal, Prolific, inept and pitiful all spring to mind as worse names. Or Prominent. i mean thats just ruining someones life right there and then.