"Sorry." I have spent all my life in the US (English being my first language), so "me ingles aint no very good-good and me no understand no sarcasm." "Maybe I should tell my honors English teacher to teach me sarcasm." "Or maybe i should watch more family guy." As a matter of fact, "you could be my personal sarcasm tutor," because you are obviously "very good" at sarcasm.
"Thank you very much for completely answering my questions." "There were very helpful!"
p.s. Ive had the player ever since I started, and his experience hasnt changed at all (hes the oldest on my team at 29). I used to start him every game, and his experience has always been atrocious the whole time. In fact, my whole team has the experience of atrocious, no matter what age.
p.p.s. notice no " " in the p.s. above (which means it's true!)
Sincerely, "Your humble student of sarcasm",
keen