This reminds of the time when the man with the mustache and wristwatch with the orange band once told me that they were going to give me ice cream one time but then they gave me herring with ketchup and then dropped it on the floor, and then I was going to eat the ketchup anyway but then let the dogs loose and that was the end of the ketchup.
Don't ask what sort of Chunks they are, you probably don't want to know. Blowing Chunks since Season 4!