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I may not get health benefits, or a computer, or a desk, or a salary, or...even plane tickets

It's not easy making things work on a limited budget. First, Magiker is very concerned about making sure he gets his 250% salary raises per season, and since he's in his fourth season that's naturally gotten a bit out of hand. And what he doesn't take, I embezzle *cough cough* I mean, re-appropriate for better use elsewhere. In any case, why would we buy you plane tickets when the second-hand bicycle from the charity was so much cheaper? It's good exercise for you, too (which incidentally reduces the need for health benefits).

Cheer up though! If you keep it up, next season you'll be in line for a double promotion to "U21 minion #2" (behind only moflaffle) and "whipping boy, fourth class", each of which comes with a 10% salary increase. But if you're still really worried and you can't wait until then, petition brian of King Drive Ballers (22817) for a donation to the U21 fund, I'm sure he has money to spare for a noble cause.

I may not get health benefits, or a computer, or a desk, or a salary, or...even plane tickets

It's not easy making things work on a limited budget. First, Magiker is very concerned about making sure he gets his 250% salary raises per season, and since he's in his fourth season that's naturally gotten a bit out of hand. And what he doesn't take, I embezzle *cough cough* I mean, re-appropriate for better use elsewhere. In any case, why would we buy you plane tickets when the second-hand bicycle from the charity was so much cheaper? It's good exercise for you, too (which incidentally reduces the need for health benefits).

Cheer up though! If you keep it up, next season you'll be in line for a double promotion to "U21 minion #2" (behind only moflaffle) and "whipping boy, fourth class", each of which comes with a 10% salary increase. But if you're still really worried and you can't wait until then, petition brian of King Drive Ballers (22817) for a donation to the U21 fund, I'm sure he has money to spare for a noble cause.

well what do you expect when he orders us to feed 67 hungry pitbulls? They get more hungry as the year goes by, I'm about just ready to bring a machine gun up in there and start killin em......tired of scooping.......ah another night of scooping, better shutup before I have to do more tonight (sighs)

This has got to be the most bizarre thread in awhile, but I've got to admit it's also pretty funny.

Does that mean I can actually move out of the utility closet that magiker assigned to me and sleep in a chair, or better yet, a car?

Sorry, but magiker feels that buying a car just to sleep in is way to impractical. Guess you'll just have to the pet bed.