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growing up, my neighbor had a fat cat named Captain Hook. I loved that fat cat

Reminds me a little of this song:

(https://youtu.be/0V1pangstKg?t=11s)

He is a cat but he's very very fat
He is not just a standard cat
He is a cat but he's still very fat

That song was played on a loop for Cap'n Hook, aka 'The Fat Cat.' He would meow to it. He loved that song more than anything (other than eating or sleeping).

Cats are the most useless animals in the world, aloof and distant and they wreak havoc with my sinuses.

Last edited by Coach Lambini at 3/28/2016 8:19:28 AM

Thanks for finding me interesting, it's flattering. I'm often surprised by how good some people have become at this game. I think the game has sort of stumbled into what I think will be a fun era. With the transfer market so inflated, I think we're now at a time when it makes more sense than ever to train up our own recruits into starters. If I have one piece of advice for newer managers, it's to train 3 players until they are legit stars and bank as much money as you can during that process. Once those three are good enough to promote your team and to be starters at the next div up, make your push. Your first season or two in a higher division is your best shot at promoting again if you've got the cash to fill another 3 roster spots. Don't underestimate the importance of the 6th man at keeping your overall roster cost down. Almost all of my players can get comparable ratings at 3 positions. If you use that to cut one or two big salaries, you're going to beat most other teams over the long haul.

Cats are the most useless animals in the world, aloof and distant and they wreak havoc with my sinuses.

They kill rodents -- lots of rodents (birds, too). Although they usually don't eat what they kill, at least not the ones in my neighborhood, as these semi-domestic cats don't need to hunt for survival. I always see them hunting for pray in my yard at all times of the day. Other than that, they suck. They spray, shit and keep me up at night. Plus I have to disposable the rotting carcasses of dead rodents on a week-to-week basis, but it's better than them living in my home.