Ahh shikago my old collegue, just the man I needed to speak with!
As manager of the Scrappy underdog story that is the Japan u21 i have been using this stretch of the schedule to take my team on a "American Tour". The first stop was a trip to my Greensboro Coliseum so I could show them off to the folks back home. Second saw a stop down the road in Raleigh where my boys played at the spanking brand new Fetzer Gymnasium to show them off to the supporters old friend Coach Thompson who has a expansion franchise in the Raleigh Senators. Now it is time to take these kids on a trip to a true 'Merican BB landmark and what epitomizes that more than the history and tradition contained in the abandoned mall! Got feelers out for opponents that look like a strong competitive fit (got to put on a good show ya know) but the main thing is to teach my boys a little history lesson, "gentleman if you look down there that seat encased in bronze is where Rebecca Black once sat"....."over to your left is the Lethargy HOF which is located in what they used to call a 'dressbarn' which is where the women of the region would go to buy clothing designed to best hide their cottage cheese thighs bought on by too many years of mozzarella sticks. "