Because I'm bored (and the NFL draft is making me anxious), here's how everyone's Utopian team is doing.
Arizona Desert Storm, 9-1 and 1st in his conference, 1st overall
10 Inch Vertical, 8-2 and 2nd in his conference, 3rd overall
EDH Wolves, 8-2 and 2nd in his conference, 4th overall
Beware of Dogs, 7-3 and 3rd in his conference, 3rd overall
Bullish Mentality, 7-3 and 3rd in his conference, 6th overall
Eugene Register Guard, 6-4 and 3rd in his conference, 7th overall
Dog River Riverdogs, 6-4 and 4th in his conference, 7th overall
Kentucky Wildcats, 4-6 and 4th in his conference, 7th overall
The King and I, 1-9, 8th in his conference, 15th overall (has a big game coming up for him to possible grab the #1 overall pick)
Promotion rules are from what I can tell. Both Finalists are guaranteed, and then it compares the conference rank and win/loss record of the teams who didn't make the Finals with the rest of Utopia. Highest conference rank and then the best win/loss record at that conference rank across Utopia promote.
So if none of us make the Finals, then you really need to be 1st or 2nd seed with a great win/loss.
I'm not winning my league, and the best conference rank I can reasonably attain is 2nd. I have a long road ahead of me for a shot at this hyper accelerated Utopian promotion.