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I should show him to the next opponent I defeat XD

(4163601)

Ha ha!

(12958613) Thanks for peanut butter
(24746630) Thanks for bifocal glasses
(20714050) Thanks for the steamboat
(22966287) Thanks for the O-Ring
(12594363) Thanks for the incandescent light bulb (okay, there were others, too)
(2897743) Thanks for the bolometer
(16062923) Thanks for the Google search engine
(26062969) Thanks for logarithms
(10448471) Thanks for the telegraph
(16373954) Thanks for Mason jars
(16794632) Thanks for the light-emitting diode
(12996286) Thanks for corn flakes
(12463613) Thanks for the octant
(9221545) Thanks for penicillin
(1231159) Thanks for the theory of relativityo
(15364133) Thanks for the ceiling fan
(8960717) Thanks for the magnifying glass

If we could name our own players, I'm sure I would get banned for having this :

(21093243)

That's fantastic. Kudos for keeping him around a scrimmage meat. A giant, huge fat piece of [CENSORED]

no way I could sell him, I've had many people beg me to list him on the TL but the entertainment value is too high in the commentary.

(7810015) Thanks for... everything
(8817658) Thaks for the railway
(387490) Thanks for the sewing machine
(9494728) don't feel like thanking !

Fitting jersey # for a name like that.

had to be done ;)

Here we go, the much hyped 2012 NBA Draft:

Round One
1 - Anthony Davis (26907851)
2 - Michael Kidd-Gilchrist (17754330) (19212787) (choose your preferred last name)
3 - Bradley Beal (10595153)
4 - Dion Waiters (21068955) (if you really squint)
5 - Thomas Robinson (18793040)
6 - Damian Lillard (20732151) (with a slight accent)
7 - Harrison Barnes (24768359) (Harry to his friends)
8 - Terrence Ross (11817551) (Terry to his friends)
9 - Andre Drummond (22006842) (the w is silent)
10 - Austin Rivers (16211473)
12 - Jeremy Lamb (1798776)
13 - Kendall Marshall (20275277) (Kenny to his friends)
14 - John Henson (7894558)
15 - Maurice Harkless (11729280) (sort of)
16 - Royce White (6164698)
17 - Terrence Jones (24478765)
19 - Andrew Nicholson (16133205)
22 - Fab Melo (3289293) (it could be short for Fabio...)
23 - John Jenkins (16281095)
28 - Perry Jones III (22117245) (his grandfather, I guess)
29 - Marquis Teague (11000863) (Mark for short)
30 - Festus Ezeli (23241888) (minus two letters)

Round Two
31 - Jeffery Taylor (23312162)
33 - Bernard James (10000736)
38 - Quincy Miller (2895191)
40 - Will Barton (11355348)
41 - Tyshawn Taylor (7666630) (Ty for short)
43 - Mike Scott (11739428)
44 - Kim English (21611491) (eh, close... just add an "ish")
46 - Darius Miller (659283)
47 - Kevin Murphy (14986464)
48 - Kostas Papanickolaou (18036719)
49 - Kyle O'Quinn (15980832) (minus the O)
52 - Ognjen Kuzmić (3116707) (so close)
54 - Tornike Shengelia (24463132)
55 - Darius Johnson-Odom (6370739) (minus the Odom)
56 - Tomislav Zubcic (2416268)
58 - Robbie Hummel (17689026) (he goes by Rob now)

Last edited by IronDoofus at 7/16/2012 1:29:57 PM

You really have a lot of of spare time, buddy...