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MaltonHG will be destroyed in our inevitable finals. You can take that to the bank.

Pursuit of Perfection

III.1
Team Dragon(24900)
Bballin: "2 more games, 2 more wins. What do you have to say about your squad?"

Team Dragon: "I have one thing to say. We are legit."

Bballin: "Thats it?"

Team Dragon: "Yup."

Bballin: "Im paying you for the full hour interview, you have to keep talking!"

Team Dragon: "I have nothing to say. Your moms fat?"

Bballin: *slaps*

III.4
Van Cougars(33301) TERMINATED
(39486707)
Bballin: "You are out of the running for the PoP. I must ask, What in your right mind made you play an Outside Isolation, ESPECIALLY with Henry Mills on your team?"

amateur: "I felt like, and still feel, like I have a very strong team that can play both ways and play any tactic without losing. Today the refs screwed us, thats all."

Bballin: "cocky prick..."

amateur: "Sorry, I did not hear you."


Bballin: "Nothing, youre totally right yeah, dam refs."

III.6
Botwood Raptors(24905)
Bballin: "You are one of 9 teams left in the PoP with 3 games, like your chances to be mentioned by the end of the season? "

Vineham: "Please do not hit me again..."

Bballin: "VINNIE!"

Vineham: *sprinting*

III.7
The Shufflers(33951)
Bballin: "So can I talk this time?"

mc5huffl35: "Of course!"

Bballin: "Division tw-"

m5huffl35: "I was not kidding before."

Bballin: "Okay, okay. How was your day yesterday?"

m5huffl35: "I thought this was an interview about buzzerbeater and my team. Not a conversation between friends. Im out."

Bballin: "Wow.

III.8
Montreal Visoreds (24919)
Bballin: "I get to go to another one of Hyogas parties, I Love these 'interviews'"

Hyoga: "Oh god, not Bballin."

Bballin: "Hyoga! Hyoga! Can I ask a few questions?" *sips on martini*

Hyoga: "Let me treat you Bballin, come with me."

Bballin: "Really!?"

Hyoga: "Sure, so what were some of those hard hitting good reporter type questions you had- *slams and locks door* Thank god."

Bballin: "You'll come out of the garage with the car right? Right?"

III.9
Iqaluit Test Icicles(25029)
Bballin: "So you crushed your last two oppnents, it was straight out rude. How do you feel about yourself? You proud of yourself? Huh? huh?"

Frozen Grapes: "I told the team to do what we had to do to win. No mercy. No prisoners. Im tired of being fun of for being the manager with Frozen Grapes. Everyone will get theirs. One by one you will all pay and suffer for what I have had to go through."

Bballin: *backs out slowly*

III.10
Spider Wasp(24897)
1st pick: "What do you have to say now! Im still in the hunt. What do you got to say now1? Come at me bro!"

random cat: *meow*

Bballin: "Im over here..."

III.11
MaltonHG(24908)
Bballin: "ZeroHeat has sworn that the next time you guys meet, which will be the finals, that he will beat you. Your thoughts?"

MaltonHG: "Youre here again!? OMG-"

Bballin: "Keep your composure Malton. I know im big and famous and kind of a celebrity and all, but I got my fame through composure, grit, determination. As a bigshot you need to be blunt. So, Shut up. Change your pants, dear god Malton. What did I say about composure?"

MaltonHG: "Can I have a lock of your hair?"

Bballin: "SECURITY! What do you mean I don't have security? I had them last week! Beanerz took them? That guy..."

III.14
Webfoots(25133)
Bballin: "So, whats your favourite sport, besides basketball?"

bballjones56: "Shuffleboard, dominoes, tiddlywinks. They are all great!"

Bballin: "Young people do not play those games anymore."

bballjones56: "What do they play now?"

Bballin: "Sex, Drugs, Rock n Roll."

bballjones56: *speechless*

Bballin: "Im just kidding! hahahah *shares laugh* we have moved on to hip hop."

Continued just for PMurphy17! :D

III.16
Murfs Blue Devils(33497)
BBallin: "I had to make a whole new post just for you. You better have something to say. Speak."

PMurphy17: "Well the teams been playing well as of late. Uhm, gunning for the division II again. Hope we can keep this up."

Bballin: "....."

PMurphy17: "Bballin is more famous than Beanerz?"

Bballin: "I like it! completely agree! This is definitely worth a new post. Do you want coffee? I like you. you'll go far son. Far!"

I'm worth the extra post. lol

The team has beem playing well of late. After racking up a 59-7 record in the last 3 years, were aiming for our second undefeated season in Div. III. The boys will be better prepared for a possible promotion this time out. Although I know which 3 teams will be excited to see me gone. III.16 Great 8 might be the tightest conference in all Div. III. I'm been fortunate to stay a step up on Dunville Mudcats, Hooisers09 & Vancouver Giants.

Perfection came to an end in League III.7 - all shrowded in mystery.
The previously 20-0 Shufflers failed to show up in their late season showdown with the 17-3 Quebec Pugs,
literally !
Having played all of 36 previous in season minutes Pierre-Alexandre Houle was the only Shuffler to arrive at Kooky Arena.
When it was called off in a 25-0 walkover for a lack of the needed bodies that were not fiellded by the losing team, there was no ownership to answer questions, including the hurtful nature for the Pugs training, manager mc5huffl35 was nowhere to be found.
Only Houle, who when queried about what went down merely responded with a terse
"Parler a la main" !
Perhaps the Shufflers were still smarting from a home playoff ouster by those same Pugs a season ago and perhaps yet still, another match up to come.

One and Dones

1. West End Mudbugs(33219)
After starting the season off sizzling at 12-0, West End Mudbugs fizzled into the playoffs 4-6 and now sit 16-6 in third place of their conference in III.3. A string of injuries really hurt this team and it seems the manager has low expectations for the playoffs as wholesale changes are being made to the roster. Still atop the Power Rankings for rookie div III teams, but one minor slipup and they could quickly lose they title as best rookie div III team.

2. RUMpage(33290)
RUMpage has stayed steady and consistent all season long and a couple of new acquisitions has this team poised to make noise in the playoffs. Sitting third in their conference, but 4th in the league RUMpage is in an unfortunate position on the road against a team that delivered two of the teams losses this season. A playoff win, or just a better performance than the West End Mudbugs could see this team snatch the number 1 spot as late as possible.

3. Yukon Golddiggers(33521)
Sitting Second in their conference Yukon Golddiggers have a great shot at making the semifinals. 15-7 was not enough to gain one of the top two positions this season, but if they advance and RUMpage and West End Mudbugs fail to, this team could very well catapault themselves into 1st.

4. SlipperyWhenWet(25081)
Finishing the season 6-3 has helped this team into third position with a 13-9 record. Pushing grizzlybears off the list and getting their name known SlipperyWhenWet is happy with what they have accomplished so far. Going any further will be difficult, but possible. This is BuzzerBeater...

5. expo2012(33736)
A 10-12 season puts this team into 4th place in their first season in div III. Although they are below 500. they played their way into a playoff spot and a chance to continue their season further. Advancing to the semifinals will be difficult, but you never know.

Pursuit of Perfection

Teams still alive for the hunt heading into the playoffs:
Team Dragon(24900)
Botwood Raptors(24905)
Montreal Visoreds(24919)
Iqaluit Test Icicles(25029)
Spider Wasp(24897)
Webfoots(25133)
Murfs Blue Devils(33497)

7 teams that managed to go a full regular season 22-0, but we all know that the real season begins now. It is Playoff time! A time for reckoning and for teams to prove their strength, grit, determination, passion... and who can rent the 300k monsters. I kid. I went around Canada and even the United States asking people about who they thought would be able to finish the playoffs. Truly Perfect.

GM-beanerz,
"Get that mic outta my face man! Why do you think you can just interview anyone? To be completely honest I do not care. If they finished the season 22-0, they should finish the playoffs 26-0. Why are you even asking?"

RiP,
"The real question is not who, but whom."

Greerzilla,
"I think they are all great! As long as they re-elect me next season..."

damian13ster,
"Whichever team is going to promote and give me the least amount of problems."

Mod-jfarb,
"I do not know anything aboot Canadian division III, its easier than USA's though, eh?"

Seems like no one has any real insight. Interesting.

haha I am so glad that I just found this thread! I just started a new team in Div. III.6 a few weeks back. I used to be the manager of Chocolate Rain/Super Krew but gave up on the team to go on a long vacation. I have to say I am loving these posts from you Bballin, especially how you keep bringing up some of the Naismith team managers xD. Keep em' coming! Remember my teams name, they will be big in seasons to come ;)

- Roam

so that's how your interviews with managers and their opinions work :"D

Thanks, I hope I get to write about You in the future, that will be fun ;)

My secret is out :P