Michael jordan lost many games of one  on one vs players. he was not unbeatable.  Lance Armstrong is  apoor excuse  of  guy. He has no  reason to been mentioned inn the same breath as Michael Jordan..
 I understand it s a joke but Lance Armstrong  is not even worthy of that..
If players beat Jordan, why aren't they doing underwear commercials with bacon neck guy and way too happy to squat in Jordan's face guy? 
If you're not fond of the Armstrong reference, the next reference point on the scale of Jordan's ineptitude is Matt Millen's canker sore. I'm not a fan of Armstrong myself, from way back when he left his wife to tool around with Sheryl Crow, so although I am usually a stickler for detail and precision in evaluations such as these, I'll make an exception.
So let's consider my amended post:
Michael Jordan could have beaten all of those players(*) by 12 in a game to 11 and his player evaluation skills fall roughly on a scale between limestone and Matt Millen's canker sore (**).
(*) - Does not include players who got their own underwear commercials.
(**) - Does not include any excised body matter of any person who has had seven Tour de France titles vacated.