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I LOVE making nightmares! what shall I start with? muahahahahahaa!
Don't worry *evil accent slips in* I shall start with the small terrors

some good games last night:

Bruins at Chanute: Chanute hung tough all night (they were up by 3 with 2 minutes to go, and down by 1 with less than half a minute left). but the Bruins are the Bruins -- all they do is win.

Honey Badgers at Redbull: two games in one! Honey Badgers are shredding the throats of the Lakers in the first half. Czarina gives half time pep talk, and the Honey Badgers play like kittens the second half, getting outscored 43 - 19. the result is now Redbull is in fourth, Honey Badgers fifth.

Corn Growers at Ron Swanson: down much of the game, the Farmers make a furious comeback and go up by 3 with a bit under 2 to play. the game winning bucket is scored with 1 second on the clock, the final shot is blocked. tough loss -- or great win -- but certainly a great game.

Eugene at Window Lickers: game is tied at 51, but the refs inexplicably turn on the home team and cause two key players to foul out. Eugene, which had 20 fouls in the first half against the Corn Growers, kept thinking the whistles were directed at them --

and i still think we are headed for a Bruins - ChiTown finals.

Welcome to the Big Leagues.

um, you do know that Coco has won the won the NBBA -- effectively been the best team in the USA -- four different times? and the Cup twice? and made it to the quarterfinals of the B3 tournament? was in the NBBA from Season 7 through 24?

"Welcome to the Big Leagues." indeed

When I grow up I wanna be Coco.

um, you do know that Coco has won the won the NBBA -- effectively been the best team in the USA -- four different times? and the Cup twice? and made it to the quarterfinals of the B3 tournament? was in the NBBA from Season 7 through 24?

"Welcome to the Big Leagues." indeed

Word. Even Ice T loves Coco.

players of this quality do not appear frequently:

Jakub Kaluzny (6385008)

Jump Shot: atrocious Jump Range: atrocious
Outside Def.: atrocious Handling: atrocious
Driving: atrocious Passing: atrocious
Inside Shot: atrocious Inside Def.: atrocious
Rebounding: atrocious Shot Blocking: atrocious
Stamina: pitiful Free Throw: average

salary is $361 / week

average free throw? I'll take him!

i don't know how i overlooked this one:

Fabrice Bodereau (4146159)

Jump Shot: atrocious Jump Range: atrocious
Outside Def.: atrocious Handling: atrocious
Driving: atrocious Passing: atrocious
Inside Shot: atrocious Inside Def.: atrocious
Rebounding: atrocious Shot Blocking: atrocious
Stamina: atrocious Free Throw: awful

This player approaches perfection for only $324 a week.

he was last sold in season 9.

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>> Check out my player at only 28 years old... he has a great name to match his skills..


[Israel]
Ofer Mor (29746086)
Power Forward
Injuries are not shown while playing a match.
Weekly salary: $ 928
Role: rotation player
(BuzzerBeta)

DMI: 6600
Age: 28
Height: 6'9" / 206 cm
Potential: 6th man
Game Shape: strong

Jump Shot: awful Jump Range: atrocious
Outside Def.: pitiful Handling: pitiful
Driving: inept Passing: pitiful
Inside Shot: pitiful Inside Def.: awful
Rebounding: awful Shot Blocking: inept
Stamina: mediocre Free Throw: inept

Experience: awful