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No offense to CoachP but his thread title is going to drive me crazy if I have to read it all season

Welcome to all the new teams!

Big Forest - III.15 champ
Blue Ocean - III.11 champ
Corntucky Mildcats - III.3 auto-promotion
Hemet Hooligans - III.16 champ
southpaw army - NBBA relegation
The White Mambas - III.10 champ

You forget to name this smack talk!! >:p

What's up fellas - I'm just passing through on my latest trip down while training before pushing back to the NBBA. Lots of familiar faces from all my time here. Hope we all avoid injuries!

Welcome to all the new teams!

Seems like this season we don't have a necessarily clear favorite to win the league, so it will be interesting to watch, who come out as top squads.

Will the last seasons 20-2 teams Tar Heels #1 and Kings Knights be able to match their performances or some other teams will decide to change up the picture this season.

Will the SomeTeam or Flying Ostriches be the new teams to beat this season as they rock top two highest salary squads after offseason salary updates.

Will Wasted Potential decide to make few mid season additions to make a push to get back to NBBA after making some hefty player sales in the offseason.

Will we saw Wavy Gates or Village Idiots become the dark horses who again are surprisingly good each season.

Or will we see someone from the 6 new teams step up and be the surprise team to the tittle race.

Will the Baker Street Irregulars continue to be the mediocrity of D.II.1 and manage to stay another season in D.II?

Will the Harbor City Storm manage to have multiple 150+ point league games this season?

Only time will tell! Good luck to everybody this season and may we all stay clear of injuries! (Sleet - tell your boys to behave this season)

I'm not sure how I feel being the only team remaining in the league from last season that wasn't mentioned.

Makes me feel like Batman - hiding in the shadows and forgotten.

My apologies. No bad intentions here, but now you got an ark for the season

Day 1 (Saturday 5 April 2025) : Performances by (https://www.buzzer-manager.com)

Night results
Wavy Gates 117 - Big Forest 112
TAR HEELS #1 105 - Harbor City Storm 94
Hemet Hooligans 65 - SomeTeam 90
Corntucky Mildcats 85 - Baker Street Irregulars 107
The White Mambas 88 - Smallfries 98
southpaw army 76 - Blue Ocean 143
Kings Knights 92 - Flying Ostriches 107
Wasted Potential 113 - Village Idiots 107

Best collective performance of the evening
Points : 143 : Blue Ocean
Rebounds : 62 : SomeTeam
Assists : 33 : TAR HEELS #1
Steals : 13 : Hemet Hooligans
Block Shots : 11 : Wavy Gates, Blue Ocean

Personal best performances of the evening
Points : 39 : E. Pease (Wavy Gates)
Rebounds : 23 : E. Utters (SomeTeam)
Assists : 12 : T. McDermott (Corntucky Mildcats)
Steals : 4 : P. Barbarossa (Hemet Hooligans)
Block Shots : 6 : I. Marcos (Wavy Gates)

Top 5 of the evening
Point Guard : P. Mikos (TAR HEELS #1) (26 Points, 2 Rebounds, 4 Assists, 0 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 24
Shooting Guard : D. Tolliver (Wavy Gates) (25 Points, 6 Rebounds, 4 Assists, 1 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 29
Small Forward : J. Case (Wasted Potential) (35 Points, 7 Rebounds, 0 Assists, 1 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 34
Power Forward : O. Espí (Blue Ocean) (25 Points, 11 Rebounds, 4 Assists, 1 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 35
Center : H. Sotelo (Baker Street Irregulars) (19 Points, 20 Rebounds, 5 Assists, 2 Steals, 3 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 35

MVP of the evening
H. Sotelo (Baker Street Irregulars) (19 Points, 20 Rebounds, 5 Assists, 2 Steals, 3 Block Shots), O. Espí (Blue Ocean) (25 Points, 11 Rebounds, 4 Assists, 1 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 35

The bad performance of the evening
B. Mendoza (SomeTeam) (0 Points, 5 Rebounds, 0 Assists, 0 Steals, 0 Block Shots), H. Hanning (southpaw army) (0 Points, 1 Rebounds, 2 Assists, 0 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : -6

All kinds of statistics
The player who forgot to remove his mittens : D. Nucaro (SomeTeam) : 6 Turnovers

Player targeted by the referees : S. Anderson (Big Forest), O. Pletikosa (TAR HEELS #1) : 6 Personnal Fouls

The iron-man : L. Portobello (Village Idiots), D. Choate (Wasted Potential) : 53 Minutes

The shooter : E. Pease (Wavy Gates), Y. Siagris (The White Mambas), L. Pelowski (Wasted Potential) : 6 Three points

The best performer : X. McNair (southpaw army) : Rating : 17.0

The worst performer : A. Peachey (southpaw army) : Rating : 4.0

Day 2 (Tuesday 8 April 2025) : Performances by (https://www.buzzer-manager.com)

Night results
Big Forest 70 - TAR HEELS #1 103
Harbor City Storm 109 - Hemet Hooligans 121
SomeTeam 86 - Corntucky Mildcats 79
Baker Street Irregulars 105 - Wavy Gates 116
Smallfries 132 - southpaw army 41
Blue Ocean 92 - Kings Knights 109
Flying Ostriches 94 - Wasted Potential 89
Village Idiots 76 - The White Mambas 93

Best collective performance of the evening
Points : 132 : Smallfries
Rebounds : 73 : Smallfries
Assists : 26 : Wavy Gates, Smallfries, Kings Knights, Flying Ostriches
Steals : 9 : Smallfries, Kings Knights
Block Shots : 14 : Smallfries

Personal best performances of the evening
Points : 44 : M. Krešić (Harbor City Storm)
Rebounds : 20 : A. Swartz (SomeTeam), E. Irwin (Village Idiots)
Assists : 11 : A. Freeman (Harbor City Storm), L. Yanzhao (Flying Ostriches)
Steals : 4 : T. Nguyên (SomeTeam), Z. Harmath (Blue Ocean), L. Pelowski (Wasted Potential), Y. Siagris (The White Mambas)
Block Shots : 4 : P. Zagumny (Smallfries), T. Palaviaris (The White Mambas), N. Moustakis (The White Mambas)

Top 5 of the evening
Point Guard : M. Contador (Smallfries) (35 Points, 6 Rebounds, 7 Assists, 3 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 45
Shooting Guard : O. Greber (Hemet Hooligans) (30 Points, 9 Rebounds, 3 Assists, 1 Steals, 0 Block Shots), D. Tolliver (Wavy Gates) (39 Points, 4 Rebounds, 2 Assists, 2 Steals, 1 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 33
Small Forward : H. Sotelo (Baker Street Irregulars) (18 Points, 10 Rebounds, 4 Assists, 1 Steals, 3 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 33
Power Forward : A. Swartz (SomeTeam) (18 Points, 20 Rebounds, 4 Assists, 0 Steals, 3 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 32
Center : M. Krešić (Harbor City Storm) (44 Points, 9 Rebounds, 2 Assists, 1 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 43

MVP of the evening
M. Contador (Smallfries) (35 Points, 6 Rebounds, 7 Assists, 3 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 45

The bad performance of the evening
T. Bravo (southpaw army) (1 Points, 2 Rebounds, 1 Assists, 0 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : -6

All kinds of statistics
The player who forgot to remove his mittens : M. Vaughn (Flying Ostriches), G. Paciente (Wasted Potential) : 5 Turnovers

Player targeted by the referees : T. Gibbs (Baker Street Irregulars), C. Lambert (Village Idiots) : 6 Personnal Fouls

The iron-man : A. Swartz (SomeTeam), V. Fraser (Corntucky Mildcats), D. Inceris (Flying Ostriches) : 48 Minutes

The shooter : C. Lenzi (Smallfries) : 6 Three points

The best performer : M. Contador (Smallfries) : Rating : 18.0

The worst performer : A. Howe (southpaw army) : Rating : 0.0

I used my AI Grok to summarize and here’s what it said
Big Wins & Big Ls
- TAR HEELS #1 smoked Big Forest 103-70—like a forest fire they couldn’t put out.

- Hemet Hooligans edged Harbor City Storm 121-109 in a wild shootout.

- SomeTeam squeaked by Corntucky Mildcats 86-79, probably on pure luck.

- Wavy Gates outlasted Baker Street Irregulars 116-105—Sherlock couldn’t solve that defense.

- Smallfries obliterated southpaw army 132-41—someone call it a mercy rule!

- Kings Knights jousted past Blue Ocean 109-92.

- Flying Ostriches barely flew over Wasted Potential 94-89—talk about squandered talent.

- The White Mambas slithered by Village Idiots 93-76—idiocy reigned supreme.

Hey - lets take it easy with the mercy rule talk alright... we're training some babayyyys and stocking away cash over here.