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KSP Adopts Chinese Center

1/21/2014  2 replies    

Happy 4th Anniversary

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Big Changes for KSP

8/19/2012  1 replies    

Big Changes for KSP

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It's Granger and that Chi-Coms Fault

6/5/2012  0 replies    

(Way) South of the Border

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Same Old Story

5/8/2012  1 replies    

World Conqueror

2/16/2012  0 replies    

The Final Three

1/7/2012  0 replies    

Season in Review

10/27/2011  0 replies    

Time to Shear the Grey?

7/31/2011  0 replies    

All Star Fraud

6/5/2011  0 replies    

Primed for the Playoffs

3/30/2011  1 replies    

Season in Review

1/9/2011  0 replies    

Halfway Point

11/14/2010  0 replies    

Flag #70

9/30/2010  1 replies    

Off to Stud

9/7/2010  0 replies    

Brought Down By the Man

7/8/2010  0 replies    

Our Cup Does Not Runneth Over

4/30/2010  0 replies    

Sheared!

3/14/2010  0 replies    

No Longer Little Lambs

1/7/2010  0 replies    

East Asia Conquered

11/18/2009  1 replies    

KSP's Savior?

10/26/2009  0 replies    

Looking to Make Sheep Fries

8/18/2009  0 replies    

New Addition to the Flock

8/6/2009  0 replies    

If the Playoffs Started Today....

6/20/2009  0 replies    

Doing the Jefferon's

6/1/2009  2 replies    

All Y'alls Ain't Shit

5/17/2009  0 replies    

Playoff Bound

4/19/2009  0 replies    

Leading The Flock

4/4/2009  0 replies    

Last Year's Equals Already

3/17/2009  0 replies    

Roster Sheared

2/25/2009  0 replies    

Heading South

2/8/2009  1 replies    

Press Announcements

4500

4500 days ago Joe Werner joined KSP. In that time all of his skills has plummeted to atrocious (except Free Throws where he will kick your ass old man style by shooting them underhand). The 65 year old plans to continue to collect a $230 pay check for the foreseeable future, "That shit covers my Viagra bill and we all know how horny the widows get at the home", yelled Werner to some passing clouds.




By: Zoo Keeper
To: nuggetboy
505080.2 as reply to 505080.1
8/5/2021 2:24:44 PM
Hey Joe:

Can this youngster hang out with you?

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Just call him an Uber when you're done feeding the pigeons. There's no way he'll remember where he lives.

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By: nuggetboy
To: Zoo Keeper
505080.3 as reply to 505080.2
8/5/2021 10:36:48 PM
Joe is wary of the fire crotches...they steal all the ladies with their exotic locks of fire. If he promises to be Joe's wing-man he can can come to the early bird dinner at Denny's with him at 230 tomorrow.

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