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Stampeding Elephants Await Private League Play

As word has spread at the potential of a private league featuring high quality teams like the Tucamari Whalers, Ron Swanson All Stars, and The Squimm Group, the Stampeding Elephants await the challenge to play such high quality opponents in a no-hold-barred forum.

Elephants general manager, Matt Wood, expressed his displeasure at the slow-to-join-the-party teams. "Just because these guys can't get their act together and be leaders in the Supporter party doesn't mean that they have to hold up the whole league. The Elephants are followers of no team, and we can't wait for the challenge of this private league."

Wood then quickly stepped away from the podium, stating the reason of trying to reunite CMF for his quick departure.




By: INA-J-Slo_646
To: Woodman
232582.2 as reply to 232582.1
4/6/2012 8:18:08 PM
An Honorable Welcome to the Ivory Lord!

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By: Woodman
To: INA-J-Slo_646
232582.3 as reply to 232582.2
4/6/2012 8:26:40 PM
It is a pleasure and a blessing to be joined in the company of such an esteemed High Lord as the manager of the Ron Swanson All Stars. May the sun shine on your estate all your days.

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