All Press Releases

Mit Klinc beginnt's

1/29/2014  0 replies    

Father Josef Returns

12/22/2013  0 replies    

Klaus Riedl, Zukunftsminister

10/22/2013  0 replies    

Relegationsrunde

9/2/2013  1 replies    

Meidling Hitze Unveils the Small Three

6/13/2013  1 replies    

Saisonbilanz

5/22/2013  0 replies    

Gabriele Turbato Retired

3/25/2013  3 replies    

New Parrots merchandise available! Buy now!

3/20/2013  0 replies    

Introducing... Joey Ka

3/3/2013  1 replies    

Karriereende

2/17/2013  0 replies    

Sind die Papageien zu gut?

1/11/2013  1 replies    

Herbie Shines Early

12/5/2012  1 replies    

Aljoša stays in Austria

11/12/2012  0 replies    

The Grind

10/10/2012  0 replies    

Fresh Start

8/26/2012  0 replies    

The Games are On!

7/31/2012  0 replies    

Auf in die Rückrunde!

7/10/2012  0 replies    

Until the last dollar is spent

6/18/2012  0 replies    

R-mania continues in Meidling

6/9/2012  0 replies    

New Parrots Basketball

5/26/2012  0 replies    

Quester's first interview as a Parrot

4/27/2012  0 replies    

Career Top-Scorers for the Parrots

4/11/2012  0 replies    

Slim Parrots can fly, sort of

3/4/2012  0 replies    

Turbato Sent Packing

2/12/2012  1 replies    

Crisis Meetings in Meidling

2/11/2012  0 replies    

The 2012 Parrots - poor little birdies?

1/3/2012  1 replies    

Josef Ka buys an SG

12/4/2011  2 replies    

At Last! Parrots Win a Title

10/13/2011  3 replies    

Gabriele Turbato

8/7/2011  0 replies    

Hermes Flies with Parrots

7/17/2011  2 replies    

Exclusive Scoop: How Meidling's Basketballers Escaped The Ice-Lady

6/25/2011  1 replies    

Dumb & Dumber

5/31/2011  1 replies    

Second Level NT Camp

4/16/2011  0 replies    

Parrots Secure S16 Bundesliga Spot

3/20/2011  1 replies    

Guess the Allstar Parrot?

3/1/2011  0 replies    

Kitsch at 6th

1/4/2011  0 replies    

Gabriele Turbato Approaches Record Territory

12/3/2010  2 replies    

Sapata! Crushes the Ants who Cross the Strassen

11/11/2010  0 replies    

Parrots Complete S14 Roster

10/16/2010  2 replies    

Parrots Miss Play-Offs

9/19/2010  1 replies    

Borderlining

9/4/2010  0 replies    

Hall of Fame, otherwise lame

8/6/2010  1 replies    

Crash the Boards

6/23/2010  1 replies    

So holen wir den Cup

5/14/2010  1 replies    

Risky Move Brings Aged Player

4/18/2010  0 replies    

Turbato Makes an Assist

3/5/2010  3 replies    

Papageien vor Absturz?

2/13/2010  0 replies    

L. Schuller: Für mein Gesicht kann ich nichts

1/12/2010  0 replies    

Global Top-Talent joins Parrots

11/30/2009  1 replies    

Wieder ein Jahr älter

11/25/2009  0 replies    

Press Announcements

Borderlining

Josef Ka gave one of his rare press conferences today, as speculation in the media about his rumoured financial problems had started to spin out of control:
"Let me admit openly that my mental health has been a challenge both for myself and for the club lately. I have been yoyo-ing between cherishing every basket by our beloved little elephant Turbato and moments of despair over the sheer economic insanity of what we're doing here in Meidling since last November. But with the help of my personal guru I have now finally come to embrace all of this, it is my yin and yang, love and hate, blabla what have you. And so our new strategy is our old strategy: we will be treading the borderline here, focussing it all on a superstar to the limit of our financial possibilities, but not beyond. Operating at the borderline of financial viability means that occasionally we will overshoot, as we have been doing this season. But you know, it's nothing that we cannot get under control by implementing some drastic cost-cutting. Some tears will be shed but the club will survive. For the players this means that only the ones who work hardest will stay with us. I just hope everybody hears this message as we're entering the decisive weeks of this season."


Last edited by GM-Josef Ka at 9/4/2010 3:14:54 PM



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