Peabody, MA – The Peabody Hitmen did what they do best Wednesday night—score buckets, protect the paint, and send their rivals home with their tails between their legs. In a game that had more drama than a reality TV reunion special, the Hitmen took control early, weathered a few haymakers from the Hayforks, and closed the deal with a 119-105 victory.
Leading the charge? None other than Zhong “Certified Bucket” Zongkang, who dropped 28 points on an absurdly efficient 9-for-13 shooting and casually swished 8-for-8 from the line like he was born for it. Which, by the way, he might have been. We’re currently fact-checking.
Big Men, Big Results
The frontcourt was a war zone, and Egon Pevec was the guy who showed up with the biggest gun. 22 points, 11 rebounds, and 5 assists—just another day at the office for the 6’5” Swiss Army Knife of Pain. He teamed up with Patrick Rees (13 points, 17 rebounds, +20 impact on the floor) to turn the Hayforks’ inside defense into an all-you-can-eat ...