Retro Heat - The Bowling Green Sharks (0-7) arrived with dreams of turning the tide. Instead, they were swept away in a Retro Heat wave, falling 133-67 before a sizzling crowd of 13,594.
In a game that may require emotional flotation devices, the Sharks valiantly attempted to nibble at the scoreboard while Retro Heat’s Philip Ngo conducted a personal symphony of stat-padding: 22 points, 12 rebounds, 4 assists, a steal, and 2 blocks. Some say he even dunked a Gatorade cooler — unconfirmed, but the vibes were immaculate. Sharks’ standout James Yates dropped 20 points, reminding fans that even in stormy seas, there’s always one dorsal fin sticking out with pride.
Up next, the winless wonders swim on to face the Myopic Marauders (5-2) on Tuesday, August 5 at 7pm. Whether they’ll find clarity or just misplace the ball again remains to be seen.