Warrior fans woke up this morning with a Christmas present . . . their beloved team got promoted. The fans are excited, the beer vendors are excited, the coaches and players were excited . . . right up until they saw the league they moved into.
Team management put it like this "Well, its going to be a lot like when Susie McCutcheon was a little girl. She was very loud about only wanting 2 things for Christmas. She wanted a bike, and she wanted her two front teeth. By the grace of God (and a small investment from her parents) she got both of her presents that year; a shiny new pink bike and both of her front teeth started to come in. Well, come a month later, she crashed that bike while sticking her tongue out at Billy Masterson. When she fell, those new front teeth bit off half her tongue . . . and she hasn't been able to speak in the 50 years since! You just really have to be careful what you wish for."
The team made 2 immediate moves in acquiring Adler and Saletas to stand ...