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Manager: John Marcum
Country: USA
League: III.16
Rival: Hayward Lumberjacks
World Rank: 2592
Country Rank: 116
BBM Tier: 4
Last Online: 8/17/2025

Second Team:
This is Water
Country: Utopia
League: III.5
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Comparison are Odious, but in a good way
Posted on 8/3/2025

The parallels between the Utopia squad and the American squad are many, and similarities probably outnumber differences despite quite independent management goals and paths. Kinda weird.

Both squads have Z-named trainees at SG/SF; both have important players at PF; both squads have salaries between $285,000 - $290,000. The Utopian squad purchased a PG and C; otherwise the team is all draftees. This has resulted in phenomenal merchandise sales for the team; when combined with the full houses following a championship season, the team is making nearly $150,000 a week. i expect the gravy train to end soon, no later than the all-star break, but it was great while it lasted. Relegation is a real concern this season with the Utopia squad, a surprise. But nothing stops the necessities of training, sacrificing the best lineup possibilities for the young players' improvements. There is an outside chance of creating a NT player, albeit for a smaller country.

Rolling the dice and cutting ...

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