StayFrosties Season 68: Midseason Fire!
Yo, BuzzerBeater fam! Welcome to the Frosties Press Blog, droppin’ quick hits like a TNT halftime show! Halfway through Season 68, your StayFrosties are 9-3, sittin’ third in the Dutch League II.1 Big 8, and hoopin’ with that Shaq-level swagger. Let’s break it down, Inside the NBA style!
The Squad: New Blood, Big Vibes!
We’re rockin’ a 9-3 record, scorin’ 1,467 points while holdin’ foes to 794 (+673 differential). We snagged U21 Netherlands star Bauke van der Eerden for $1.4M, and he’s droppin’ 14.6 PPG and 6.6 APG. Newcomers Rinder Vulker (10.1 PPG), Justin Gortemaker (9.4 RPG), Timo Ket (9.5 PPG), Faas Voeten, and Ferdy Aernouds are bringin’ heat, while we waved bye to Sjaak-Jan van Son, Vito van Aalderen, and Koenmar Stalpert.
Season Stats: Ballin’ Out!
Altwin Israëls: 21.6 PPG, 60.8% 3FG—U21 stud cookin’ like Chuck’s BBQ.
Joop Goeman: 21.2 PPG, 6.8 APG—point god smoother than Ernie’s suits.
Vince Schapendonk: 14.8 PPG, 13.4 ...